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Shiny disco balls 🪩 🪩
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Typical heckling between myself and a die-hard Boston sports fan living in NYC.
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Is anyone in NYC going to work today?
It was so crowded trying to get to the Knicks parade today I couldn’t even get OUT of the subway station for almost 30 minutes.
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Would you like to taste my hot sticky buns?
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Lay your head on my pillows, baby…
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…while I sing you a lullaby and my lips brushing your ear and my hands wandering lower, before you fall into a deep sleep.
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My signature move is sending a spicy pic from the restroom then handing him the Bluetooth remote that pairs with the vibrator I’m wearing upon my return.
When is the right moment to let your restaurant date know you’re not wearing underwear?
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👏🏻 Judge!
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‘I’m responsible. The words I would say have no meaning.’ -Rex Heuermann #LISK #gothim
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I personally thought this was greatest flyover of all time.

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My 90 yr old grandfather, a Dem and a patriot, not so much. 😂
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Congrats to @nyknicks . America’s more fun when New York’s happy
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A girI with the tagline “babe with a brain” shares reference check feedback and BL comments. Silly me, the brain part was purely metaphorical.
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When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.
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Hit the wife with the divorce this morning. 21 years and I've had enough
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List of top New York heroes: 1. Firefighters during 9/11 2. Jalen Brunson
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STAND THE FCK UP NY!!! It’s a new era. The New York Era. Congrats Knicks, absolute legends. Up next: Yankees- World Series ✅ Buffalo Bills - 1st time Super Bowl Champs Buffalo Sabres - Stanley Cup run Jets & Mets - existing
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NEW YORK, AT LAST! 🗽 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1973, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆
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The COMEBACK Knicks!!!! CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks. Well-deserved. What a series. I know NYC is INSANE right now!!
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For having a risqué job…
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…one must be rewarded. Scked on a diIdo while topless for them. They spent extra time on my window and it’s now cleaner than it was pre-installment. They are prob still outside my window hours later. (Did not record their reaction to avoid making them uncomfortable)
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My bedroom windows are getting washed for the 2nd time today. How shall I brighten the washers’ day? Must’ve missed a spot the 1st time around. Have to really admire their dedication to the craft.
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