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I need you guys to understand that there was actually a eugenics campaign to get rid of people with downs syndrome. You know, the group of people the word retard usually referred to. Oh you didn't? You didn't care, you didn't bother to look it up? You just use the word? 1/2
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The look on my then-bloke's face when he told me his doc said his past testicle injury required him to have regular sex and I GUFFAWED IN HIS FACE and said "in ya dreams, u have a HAND, mate! how many ppl have u told this rubbish to?" 🫢😂🤣🤡
As it happens, my sex ed teacher DID talk about blue balls. Made sure to tell us that it's not as big a deal as men say it is and not to let them talk us into things we didn't want to do because of it :)
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As it happens, my sex ed teacher DID talk about blue balls. Made sure to tell us that it's not as big a deal as men say it is and not to let them talk us into things we didn't want to do because of it :)
again i think we need to put women through sex ed again where they get a lesson on what blueballing is and why men are frustrated about this
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My sex ed teacher also wrapped a condom around her entire arm to show us that he's lying and it's not too small. More women should refuse to have sex without a condom, it's good for your health.
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Jun 13
The vast majority of rumours about women are spread by men.
Rejecting or annoying a boy or man, and him making up and spreading a damaging sexual lie about you is a universal formative experience of women and girls worldwide.
Men are the biggest gossips and false accusers.
Jun 13
Women are women's greatest enemies.
They spread rumors about other women. Some are lies, while some are half-truths.
They leak other women's secrets.
Most women hiss at the success of other women.
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Jun 14
His solution is raping women. Man's solution is to rape women. That's it. That's what he wants.
Because men’s issues belong to men they tend to actually have solutions and very simple ones at that. This makes women very uncomfortable- the idea that a problem can be solved- and so they ignore and continue to ask “Why are men unhappy?”
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Jun 14
Men really enjoy rape, huh? You could not convince me to marry a man with the way that they speak about women.
Would it kill you to allow me to shove something inside of your body? Come over here and let me stick a cucumber up your ass, sir.
I don’t need to get into it as many married men have their own personal minefields to navigate in this regard but the only real response to these legitimately insane ideas is “Would it seriously kill you to just lie back and spread your legs for 10 minutes 2-3 times per week?”
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Jun 14
Elon is a grifter. But in case you think that he's not, I have a simple experiment. We can take him and we can place him in a society where he has nothing and see if he can build it back up again. If he can, I will concede to being wrong.
Jun 13
Elon isn't stealing from me. Illegal aliens and welfare grifters are
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Jun 14
My best friend died of a curable illness that she couldn't afford the pills for. In a capitalist society, the medication was kept from her. When you talk about the people who have been lifted up, you need to talk about the people who have also been crushed by capitalism.
Jun 13
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…
The poorest Americans today enjoy a standard of living that the richest people on earth couldn’t buy a century ago.
Why?
Free-market capitalism is the only system in history to lift entire societies out of mass poverty.
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Jun 12
Due to the great seed mix-up, I am not sure if I have society garlic or banana sprouting. How fun!.
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Jun 11
Mr. Fig has decided that he's done producing leaves and is now making fruit! I thought he'd never do it, lol, he just kept exploding with leaves. Here's a close up of one.
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Jun 11
For 3 years my dog was unaware that other people had treats. This blessed state of affairs has ended and now she walks behind people so they can't see her to sniff their pockets and check to see if they are also a treat person.
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It's Wednesday, and I'm still fighting for my home. Obligatory cat picture as a sacrifice. Please donate and share. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. mutual aid is really hard right now.
Hey, I started this fundraiser on GFM to save my home. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate or share with others. Any kind of help makes a difference and gets me closer to my goal. Thanks so much. I appreciate you all so much.
gofund.me/4154d77fc
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Jun 10
Off to deliver my plants again. I'm down to under 2 dollars investment in most of the things I give away, but it opens the door into a conversation about local soil which is priceless. Today I have an everglades tomato who needs to be planted ASAP, Sweet Sourgum, and Chia.
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Jun 10
Accurate username. The pick is the one they used for the lobotomy.
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Jun 10
Every day you wake up you still have your whole life ahead of you, buddy. It's fine, the river runs until it's dry, while it is wet you drink.
Why do 40 year old Millennials still think they're 25 and have their whole lives ahead of them?
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Jun 10
I have 12 sprouted Lychee I'm going to try to grow enough to give away and my first Thai Papaya are on their way. The cape gooseberry will be ready for new homes soon, too (one already found a home) and I'm need to sneak out my baby everglades tomatoes before dad gets attached.
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Jun 10
I am not sure why he's so attached to the tomatoes, our yard probably had more tomatoes successful than any other, he's cracked the code, he needed to move them out of full Florida sun...
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