Husband, Father, Escape Artist. Here for the laughs, the truths and the occasional hot take. 🇺🇸

Joined October 2024
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So Now They Are Doing Something Called "The Austin Challenge." Unbelievable.....
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Jaws wants to give some insight to Karmelo while he's adjusting to Prison...
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🚨 BEAR VS TREE STAND DAD – PEAK CHAOS 😂🔥🐻 Virginia woods moment: Dude in full ghillie suit chilling in his tree stand when a straight-up grizzly rolls up, gnawing logs, then starts climbing RIGHT at him. "I'm in a tree stand and there is a grizzly bear!" Don't eat me!
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The racists will say "The White Man Made Us Do That To Our Children."
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This feels like one of those clips where half the comments are disgust and the other half are quietly thinking… “wait.” Tradesmen will spend $40k on a van and still invent a lunch table out of a toilet seat. Brand new out the box changes the conversation a little… But I still need to know: genius or straight to jail?
Tradesmen will build a medieval siege solution before buying the correct anchor.
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Do you remember your grandma's coffee grinder? I do! I am sad that I got rid of it.
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This is Fingal's Cave, Isle of Staffa, Scotland! It looks stunning! Have you been there? 😍
Tuning fork therapy uses precise sound frequencies and vibrations to enhance relaxation. reduce stress. anc balance the body's energy centers. Practitioners strike the forks and either wave them around energy field or press them against tense muscles to stimulate the nervous system. Have you tried it for relaxation?
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Marshmallow chocolate cookies. They look easy to make! 🍪
This is the best Amish fried milk! It looks creamy delicious! 😋
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Go For it.
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In case you missed it. If they lied about Ivermectin and Covid- how long have they lied about Ivermectin and cancer?
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What kind of substances do you have to ingest to look at this setup and think “yep… this is a GREAT idea, I am going to do this “ 😂💀 Bro really 🤯😅 homemade wings & full send and gravity responded immediately. Asking for a friend 🧐👀😜
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Unwritten rules growing up in the '70s and 80s, we would leave the house in the morning and wouldn't come back home until dinner.
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This little man is helping dad at work and doing a dang good job wenching this car up on to the tow truck. I absolutely love parents who teach their kids things young. Kids are capable of so much more than we give them credit for. Don’t you agree?
Big brother helping little brother ride the scooter. This is so sweet to watch. I love it when older siblings help their younger siblings in doing things like this. Not only bonding but helping him gain the courage to try new things. Sibling love is a beautiful thing. 🥰
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And here I was hopin’ this guy would get smacked right in the kisser… I even had my popcorn ready. What a rip-off. 😭🤣
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Who's The Boss.
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The history of Van Morrison’s Version of Baby Please Don’t Go. Song below. Enjoy, S Van Morrison’s “Baby, Please Don’t Go” In the raw dawn of 1964, a nineteen-year-old Van Morrison stepped to the microphone with his band Them and unleashed a version of “Baby, Please Don’t Go” that still crackles with feral urgency. Produced by Bert Berns for Decca Records, the track strips the old Delta blues plea to its bones and sets it ablaze with stabbing guitar riffs and Morrison’s signature growl—equal parts gravel and honey, Celtic soul poured into American longing. What was once a prisoner’s lament becomes, in Morrison’s hands, a visceral cry of youthful desperation: a man begging his lover not to leave as the midnight train threatens to carry her away. The Belfast bard’s voice rises like smoke from a juke joint, urgent and wounded, turning the song into a garage-rock anthem that helped soundtrack the British Invasion. Even decades later, Morrison’s rendering remains a masterclass in emotional immediacy—raw, hypnotic, and timeless. In three electrifying minutes, he proved that the deepest blues need no translation; they speak straight to the heart, no matter where the singer was born.
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Oh, the body language in this clip is absolutely screaming. You don't even need to be a "room reader" to see what's happening. "The kid is pissed. Didn't even hide it." The "forced awkwardness of political photo-ops." (USA vs. Paraguay World Cup opener at SoFi LA Stadium)
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Ohio DoorDash driver was caught by the customers mailbox camera, leaving their porch, walking behind their car and keying it, and walking to their other vehicle, doing the same. This lady apparently is on camera in other areas doing the same thing. What caused this has yet to be determined, but is under investigation, and the woman has yet to be arrested. More than likely, I am assuming it is due to her being unsatisfied by the tip. It's always about $$, imo. Tip culture with these services have ruined society, both sides of the fence. Entitlement for one, lazy for the other.
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Hey @grok I just purchased some $SPCX Stock did I make the right choice.
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