I imagine things that never happened, and arrange words to describe them.

Joined September 2008
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17 Oct 2017
I think I just broke the cardinal rule of query letters: never compare yourself to Dan Brown. #overconfidence @AuthorDanBrown
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29 Sep 2017
"It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it." -Oscar Wilde #fridayreads
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What happens when 2 writers with the same name try to publish debut novels at the same time? A girl has no name bit.ly/2sGTn9x

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#iwritebecause writers are perhaps the only mortals who get to experience total, absolute control of a universe.
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#IWriteBecause I'm too old to play in the sandbox anymore.
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17 Apr 2017
After not tweeting on this account for 5 years, you'd think I could come up with something more profound than this. Whatever, I'm back.
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Everything you want to know about choosing a great motorcycle jacket. bit.ly/MApX4D

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22 Feb 2012
Little embarrassed but I just figured out how the hashtag works. I now know how my g-ma musta felt programming VCR 20 years ago. #feelingold
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Bikers, winter doesn’t have to suck. Check out the top things to do when it’s too cold to ride your motorcycle. bit.ly/wVR5ky

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Airport body scanners are an invasion of privacy and give people doses of radiation. They don’t make me feel any safer.
21 Nov 2009
Christopher's back from Turkey. Would be nice if he could've brought some Mediterranean sun with him.
Two days until my backpacking adventure in the Canadian Rockies. Can't wait to see Banff, but really hoping the bears aren't hungry.
13 Aug 2009
got caught running in the rain. Brrr.
13 Aug 2009
never give PR people your article's actual deadline if you want it to get done on time.
11 Jun 2009
Just saw Dave Sedaris live doing a show for CBC radio. He said, "Being a reporter is not something I'd wish on anyone." Some days I agree.
25 May 2009
Happy to be back in Vancouver after a great vacation.
15 May 2009
I'm ready for eight days of monochromatic money and spelling 'color' and 'favorite' the right way. Missouri here I come.
18 Apr 2009
is carb loading for the race tomorrow
13 Mar 2009
just realized it's Friday the thirteenth.
27 Feb 2009
is studying JavaScript functions