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Gavin Newsom Press Team Strategy:
How can we make Gavin look as panicked and retarded as possible?
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All Newsom does is contradict himself on social media. Whoever is running his account (@iGardon @BrandonRichards @camilleczapata @saldivarmarissa ) is doing a comically bad job đ
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Jun 14
Didnt your husband fuck anything with a pulse in the oval office?
Jun 14
Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds:
No matter what, it's not his house. It's our house.
Get a hat, coaster, or sticker to support groups and candidates who will respect the form AND the function of the people's house. shop.onwardtogether.org/collâŠ
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Jun 13
Fun Facts about our amazing press team:
@iGardon only male member of his collegeâs all female organization âHer Campusâ!
@BrandonRichards bi male married to a female, entire personality is his pronouns!
@camilleczapata brother is on the sex offender registry!
@GovPressOffice
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Graham Platner is everything the democrats wanted Brett Kavanaugh to be
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Here is Gavin Newsomâs main secretary comparing his beloved boss to Vladimir Putin like itâs nothingâŠ
Cannot make this up @BrandonRichards đ€Ł
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May 21
Nithya Raman might be the worst candidate in Los Angeles political history. The only people worse than her are the morons advising her đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
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Newsom Press Team retweeted
May 14
Bang up job Gavin!
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May 13
Meet Gavin Newsomâs secretary @BrandonRichards
When he isnât spreading propaganda through the @GovPressOffice account, heâs pretending to be a reporter at Newsom press conferences.
There is nothing real about Newsomâs campaign
@ZavalaA @houmanhemmati @CAGOP @TeamSteveHilton
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May 11
Who else remembers when gavin newsomâs assistant @BrandonRichards got caught pretending to be a reporter and asking newsom rehearsed questions during a press conference?
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May 11
Fact: Katie Porter is also the lone candidate with a history of horrendous abuse of both her ex husband and staff. Here âtemperamentâ is her leading disqualification.
May 10
To experts, it shows voters and political insiders continue to hold female candidates to higher standards than men. cal.news/4wvGtuW
đž Ethan Swope, AP
ALT From left, Antonio Villaraigosa, Katie Porter, Tom Steyer and Steve Hilton at a CNN California gubernatorial debate in Monterey Park Wednesday. Photo by Ethan Swope, AP Photo
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Apr 18
Lets recap Gavin Newsomâs Friday:
- caught inflating book sales by 67,000 copies when only selling 29,000
- illegally spent $1.5mm from his PAC on his books
- caught attempting to steal $2 billion in hidden budget
-had @BrandonRichards pose as a reporter to ask easy questions
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Apr 18
Why is Newsomâs assistant communications secretary @BrandonRichards pretending to be a reporter? Is team newsom attempting to make the failed governor appear more popular?
Newsomâs ego knows no bounds
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Apr 17
Gavin Newsom in the last 24 hours:
- Artifically inflated his book sales by funneling $1.5 mil from his PAC
- used people who work for him to pose as reporters in an attempt to make him look more popular @BrandonRichards đ
- cancelled firework celebrations for Americaâs 250th
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Mar 28
Michigan State with some of the worst clock management you will ever see. Shocking from Izzo
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Mar 23
Cannot believe taylor lorenz is a real person đ
Mar 22
If youâre traveling to Cuba or any impoverished community, or just generally, you should be wearing a mask. Weâre 6 years into an ongoing pandemic and airborne disease is real no matter how many âleftistsâ want to scream and stomp their feet and shout RFK talking points
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