the one & only!! | Life Alert Board • why yes it is the official Life Alert Spokesman!!! Writer!!!! they/them/he/universal Albert!!
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19 Oct 2017
LADIES I CANNOT FLIRT I AM BUSY WORKING FOR LIFE ALERT
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LIFE ALERT ALBERT retweeted
24 Dec 2024
Your options being:
Man who wants you to be his mom
Man who wants you to be his sex doll
Man who wants you to be his maid
Man who wants you to be his mommy sex doll maid
Man who seems weirdly into your particular ethnic background
All of whom are broke
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1 Dec 2024
Just lil old me riding the rings of Saturn!! Love you Saturn!!!
Extremely alerted planet!!
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10 Sep 2024
make sure to check in to my event this weekend, Art n Farts!!!!
Sent all my friends and colleagues invites via FB!!
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27 Jul 2024
Albert Junior!!!
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16 Jun 2024
Why isn’t Albert in the room???
Because business isn’t being conducted in there!!!
I have zero business being in a room with no business!!!
Terrible for biz!!!
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31 May 2024
Feeling lost??
Press your state of the art button and I’ll lead the way!!!
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4 Mar 2024
Why yes Positivity Moon!!!
on the other hand, Life Alert and crooks are like oil and water!!
They’ll never mix!!
4 Mar 2024
Mixing friend groups is like blending spices; sometimes you get a gourmet experience, other times it's just too much. Over the years, I've realized it's less about the mix and more about the moment!!
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LIFE ALERT ALBERT retweeted
5 Feb 2024
TESTIMONIAL: I have had Life Alert for 10 years and used it many times in the years. I highly say it’s the very best I could ask for. I’m 92 years old. They have always been quick and got help very fast.
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2 Feb 2024
HMMM!!
I COULD MAKE SPONGEBOB THE LIFE ALERT AMBASSADOR ABROAD!! 🌊!!!
WE CAN ALERT SEA LIFE WHEN CRUISES AND LARGE VESSELS ARE ENROUTE FOR THEIR HEALTH!!
27 May 2023
SOMEBODY ONCE SAID I AM LIKE THE SPONGEBOB ABOVE SEA!!!
HAVE TO AGREE!!!
IF SPONGEBOB SOLD AND WAS APART OF THE LIFE ALERT BOARD THAT WOULD BE I, THE ALERTED ALBERT!!!
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LIFE ALERT ALBERT retweeted
5 Jan 2024
TESTIMONIAL: I’ve used the Life Alert system two times for heart related issues. The dispatcher was very professional and patient with my incidents. She verified my information all the way to where the hide-a-way key was.
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12 Dec 2023
WHERE THE HAIL IS SAMWELL TARLY??? I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM AT ONCE!!!
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LIFE ALERT ALBERT retweeted
8 Nov 2023
TESTIMONIAL:
I contacted Life Alert with my health issues. They dispatched the paramedics and called my son with the info. The paramedics were very efficient and got me to the hospital quickly. Life Alert is well worth having if you are a senior or have health problems.
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LIFE ALERT ALBERT retweeted
13 Oct 2023
TESTIMONIAL : It was nice to know, all I have to do is press a button to notify [Life Alert] of my need for medical help. It was fast and completely easy, no effort on my part.
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LIFE ALERT ALBERT retweeted
6 Oct 2023
TESTIMONIAL: He was outside riding his Polaris and he got stuck, so the Life Alert operator called us and sent someone to pull him out. We have to have Life Alert!
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LIFE ALERT ALBERT retweeted
22 Sep 2023
TESTIMONIAL : Life Alert allows my family to have peace of mind that our elderly mother is watched over. Whenever she has pushed the button Life Alert has responded quickly and efficiently.
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