Pablo Escobar is proud of you.

Again, God punish Lord Lugard. End.

So let me ask again; WHY IS PRESIDENT TINUBU STILL RETAINING RIBADU AS HIS NSA? What new ideas or strategies is he expected to come up with against insecurity?

Thick ladies look so properly fed. Slim women look so fed up with life.

Saudi Arabia leads Uruguay 1-0. Camera swings to the stands, packed with passionate fans... but zero Saudi women in sight. This is the norm across many Muslim-majority countries: strict rules that largely keep women out of public mixing, international events, and open spectator spaces. Cultural and religious interpretations of modesty and gender roles drive it. It's a stark contrast to the global football vibe. The world misses out on that full spectrum of beauty, energy, and humanity in the stands. Sad reality.

If you know this young man, please tell him that Àgbà John Doe is so proud of him. Very brilliant submission.

There are many good X articles lately, some superb, intellectual, and honest. They are 1000x better than opinion columns in newspapers. I noticed my chat group has more X article links than links from MSM. In the era of agentic AI, speed in reacting to truthful information is everything, or gradient descent can quickly go in another direction. A rare sign of enlightenment.

If Nigeria was a serious country They would have bombed all hide outs of bandits, boko haram terrorists, all links and execute all moles in the ministry of defence.

Lukaku has sent the Pharaoh's into the red sea.

Girls with BBL will still die, they will make the middle of the coffin to be curved too.

I just heard the funniest gist A former road safety officer in Nigeria, now living in the UK, went for his 7th driving test today. He failed the previous six tests. 🤣😂

Affordable Education was taken away, replaced with Students’ Loan, and Students are celebrating. A Wasted Education.

Oyazarbal should just be a ball boy, he would have kicked in 30 balls into the field

The way Kesari went from fierce to fully humbled the moment Fekomi fixed his teeth is pure comedy 😂 Let this be a lesson: APC or any political party will happily hire you as a thug to scatter elections and cause chaos, but they won’t give you money to fix your life or a proper job to feed you for the next 4 years. Stay guided, guys. Shame.

At times, one wonders: Why does Nigeria maintain an Air Force that rarely ventures into the forests to strike bandits, kidnappers, Boko Haram, IPOB, and other groups waging war on our peace and progress? The Army, plagued by repeated operational setbacks and questions of effectiveness, seems to have lost the tactical edge needed to decisively dominate these threats on land. Yet with Police, Immigration, Customs, Forest Guards, and Civil Defence combined, deploying even 3,000 well-led ground forces could rescue many of our kidnapped citizens. If the Navy were properly coordinated, they would have long crushed oil pipeline vandalism and dominated every water-based insurgency. Walahi, a truly effective Joint Task Force (JTF) would make it clear: no one defeats Nigeria on our own soil. Enough of the excuses that make us look weak. Time to act with competence and ruthlessness. RIP to all the innocent Nigerian victims slaughtered by insurgents, bandits, and kidnappers.

In just the last three years, over 15 million young Nigerians have reached voting age. That’s a powerful army of voices,b enough to choose the next President, Governors, Senators, House Members, and Local Government Chairmen. Enough to reshape our nation’s destiny. Young people, your generation holds the pen that can rewrite Nigeria’s story. The power is in your hands. Use it wisely. 🇳🇬 End.

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God bless every Garri producer in Nigeria! 🙏 May your strength never fail, and may your barns never run empty. One day my cooking gas finished at the worst possible time. The devil thought he had won, but Garri sugar and kulikuli, the Father of all Naija foods, carried me through two full days like a true champion till money came for refill. True story ooo, this God na good marvellous God o. I remove my feet from my shoes today put for bare ground! 🔥 🐾 🐾 Dear Father Lord, protect these producers and their families. Let bandits never come near their homes. Let their trucks never break down on distribution routes. Smooth journey from factory to market. Today I decree: Garri go useful pass rice and beans combined! Make e reign forever. Father you see my emotions and my heart, turn these producers into millionaires and billionaires. Let their children inherit factories, not poverty. Garri, you no go ever lose relevance! Garry na lord you be. Garry na man you be. Thank you big G, you too much. Kai! Na God go continue too bless una. 🙌🏾🤦😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✌️🤍 Kindly quote with your cup of garri or repost if you appreciate this post.

Landlord hit me with 200% rent increase. I tell my wife, “Babe, make we relocate to where we fit afford.” She no even gree. One move, she wired 2.7 million upfront to the landlord. From that day, I changed o 😂 Dey reach house early like good boy, no more toasting side chicks, zero replies to babes texts. Straight home I no dey branch take beer or see my guys! Now I dey call plumber and electrician to come fix toilet seat and NEPA light for the house wey I dey build. I dey move with caution so she no go see me finish. Na full princess level I dey right now! Once I “park” this season before EPL start, I go continue from where I stopped… make she no call me princess too 😂 Na who else dey run this kind marriage upgrade? Share your own story 🔨🔨🔨🤦🤦🤦

Girls celebrating their birthday today, be rest assured your pussy will know no peace ✌️🕊️... Dem go fuck your toto dry.