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Joined May 2020
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19 Oct 2022
If i had a Mexican restaurant, i would have a discounted Taco Wednesday deal. They’re already coming for Tuesday, you might as well get them for Wednesday too
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19 Oct 2022
Republicans are just Democrats in slow motion. Become a Libertarian.
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19 Oct 2022
Your tax dollars at work👇
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14 Oct 2022
U have to be up when the world is up. Dont do drugs
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9 Oct 2022
Can we just get a political candidate who’s slogan is “We’ll leave your shit alone”?
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Hmm. Maybe proclaiming NYC a “sanctuary city” wasn’t the best idea….
NYC Mayor Eric Adams on the illegal immigrant crisis:
"We have not asked for this. There was never any agreement to take on the job of supporting thousands of asylum seekers."
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5 Oct 2022
One of the greatest ongoing scandals of today is that our elected officials — Democrats included — continue to refuse to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.
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24 Sep 2022
Abolish them all because each one makes us less free.
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24 Sep 2022
No form of government is good when government becomes too large and powerful.
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13 Sep 2022
Prompt: Poncey liked going for walks late in the evenings. He would often stand and watch the sun slowly fade behind the horizon, splashing the sky in violets, pinks, and coral. He remembered what it looked like though now he couldn’t see color. Poncey has become a dog.
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12 Sep 2022
Once again, today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.
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12 Sep 2022
So taxes create erosion of bank accounts?
Weird.
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12 Sep 2022
We’re happy to inform you that we have ANOTHER WIN on our hands!
Disgusting pedo-apologist teacher has been FIRED!
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9 Sep 2022
Your government wants you to be poor.
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8 Sep 2022
We trust arsonists with matches more than we trust politicians to fix the economy.
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