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Joined March 2009
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I quit buying lenses and switched to self-control. My bank thinks it’s discipline but I think it’s because I already own every focal length.
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My kid asked why the photo was blurry, so I explained what an “artistic choice” is.
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The spider in my house watching me buy a macro lens after flattening his best mate with a shoe.
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You’ll be having a good day and then someone says they shoot JPEG only.
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I would rather take the ring all the way to Mordor than update my camera firmware.
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Standing desk usage so far: Sitting: 90% Standing: 5% Using it as a product photography table: 117%
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Nothing humbles a photographer faster than trying to take a nice family photo with their own family.
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AI can generate a perfect sunset, but can it explain why my lens cap is still on?
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Pray for my photographer friend. Nothing’s wrong with him, he just discovered medium format prices.
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I always bring my camera just in case I want to feel inadequate outdoors.
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My favorite genre of photography is “this looked way cooler in real life.”
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Me: I’ll just bring one lens. Also me: arrives sounding like a kitchen drawer full of metal cookware.
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Nothing humbles you faster than zooming into a photo you thought was sharp.
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The best camera setting is denial.
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The best camera setting is denial.
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Photography is 10% skill, 20% patience, and 70% pretending you totally meant to shoot it that way.
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I didn’t spend thousands on camera gear to take better photos. I spent thousands so I could blame the gear with confidence.
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Couples who say 'we don't need a photographer, our friend has a nice camera' are the same people who say 'we don't need a surgeon, our friend has nice knives.
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Non-photographers: 'Why do you need more than one lens?' Photographers: 'Why do you need more than one kidney?
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Every photographer goes through three phases: auto mode, thinking manual mode makes them a genius, and crying in Lightroom...
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