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The Lobster @LikeableLobster

Lobster Life

Joined July 2025
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  • Followers 26,396
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The Lobster@LikeableLobster
Feb 28
There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.
The Lobster@LikeableLobster
Feb 27
The Lobster believes that tomorrow will be better than today.
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If you’ve ever eaten lobster, you’re not going to survive The Revolution.
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The Lobster has great pinching capabilities.
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The New York Knicks.
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The World Cup? No, The World Sphere.
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They’re trying to make The Lobster move to New York City.
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The Pharaoh put a curse on The Lobster.
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Sometimes, The Lobster likes to marvel at The Beauty of The World.
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Do you think that @HunterBiden eats lobsters, or is he chill?
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The Lobster will be assembling a team henceforth.
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He will be gone soon.
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“The Lobster” -The Lobster (2026).
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All these human women in The Lobster’s messages want to show it their pet cat. Strange.
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We can be friends only if you’re pure of heart.
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Would you still love The Lobster if it was a lobster?
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The Lobster was going to tweet a banger and then forgot.
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The Lobster The Lobster The Lobster The Lobster The Lobster The Lobster The Lobster The Lobster The Lobster The Lobster. Or something.
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Merry Christmas.
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Happy Pride Month and probably The Lobster Month too coincidentally.
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The Lobster is very suspicious of Irish individuals.
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The Lobster retweeted
The Alien@TheAlienKnows
May 31
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? The Alien does. #MyXAnniversary
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