strong, silent type

Joined October 2012
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Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die
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Never considered Mamdani having knees…
Heads should roll at City Hall for this
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i fell asleep before sex after talking like a #realfucker™️. i’m explaining myself this morning like “i have narcolepsy you know harriet tubman had it too” she said “what the fuck does that have to do with you, nigga? are you a direct descendant of harriet tubman?” 😭😭😭😭😭
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I just wanna know which makeup artist was allowed to kiss Doja. My resume is open
OH MY GOD DOJA CAT??
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??? very weird
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Months of nothing then three extremely public outings the same day he’s just like me
TOM CRUISE AT THE WORLD CUP 🏆
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Timothée seeing that his plan to get rid of Club Chalamet worked:
How the mighty have fallen. I’m glad I have a new hobby.
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Jun 12
Never forget that as Elon Musk became a trillionaire today, it is estimated that 750,000 people have died as a result of his cutting of USAID. The majority of those deaths were children.
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Very sad news that David Hockney has died. A year ago, I asked him to write an article about smoking bans, and he provided one of the most charming answers I’ve ever received
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Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG 😭😭😭 VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! 😍
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i think it’s just really bad 😳 like yellow is okay cool mara this one is YOH!!
what does a red card mean 😭
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David Hockney/Mad Men
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Saying you wasted money by buying a BafanaBafana t-shirt is actually very pathetic
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Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭
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Jun 11
South Africa deserves this for giving the world Elon Musk
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God must think my sports prayers are AI 💔
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Don’t be sorry, qualify.
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The one mirroring his posture, perfect detail
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justice for the mindy project
With the recent release of 'Not Suitable for Work' Mindy Kaling says she's now completed her semi-autobiographical TV trilogy ▪️Never Have I Ever- Teen years of a first-gen Indian ▪️The Sex Lives of College Girls- Navigating college ▪️NSFW- post college 20s hustle in New York
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RT @KindaHagi: when people tweet like this it’s like when the servants in downton abbey care too much about that family
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