writer/ president of canada
Joined November 2010
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3 Apr 2020
Hi everyone! I made a COVID-19 activity book! It has some fun activities to distract you and also a whole section on stress management!
amazon.com/COVID-19-Activity…
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29 Aug 2023
like an mlm but I’m recruiting you to buy land with me so we can start a commune
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8 May 2023
Please meet Bean! She was surrendered to the SPCA twice and now she’s stuck with me forever!!
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24 Jan 2023
my dog died last month and milf manor has been the only thing so far that’s made me experience any feeling other than sadness. no further questions.
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30 May 2022
using my bird watching app to identify which birds are shitting on my car so I can learn how to to get my revenge
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24 May 2022
hi you guys my little best friend is 16 years old today!!!!!!!!
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6 Apr 2022
someone at my gym tried to hug me and my instinct was to punch their throat which means my integration back into society is going really well thx!!!
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6 Apr 2022
every time I run into one of my neighbors she asks me “do you like the keg?” and I say “I don’t really have an opinion about the keg” and then she tells me she’s not a huge fan of their steak and I don’t know how to break this unhealthy cycle we’ve created
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5 Apr 2022
it’s weird to think that the guy who sent me 15 messages using an alt account to ask me why I blocked him on every platform ended up being problematic
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5 Apr 2022
I hope Martha Stewart’s recently deceased cat rises from her shallow grave
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30 Mar 2022
devastated to announce that my therapist won’t let me bring up f scott fitzgerald’s ghost visiting me in my dream anymore
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28 Mar 2022
going to be a vessel of love to lorraine at my hoa meeting today
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