Welcome to my page! 🖤 ▪︎ My links are in my bio 😏🌶🔞 ▪︎ I post free audio every week! ▪︎ DM for business enquiries only ▪︎ Do not copy /steal / use my writing, audio or photos without my consent, including for use with / for training AI. ▪︎ Aside from writing and narrating smut, filth, and naughtiness - I'm really into: LOTR - horror movies - SciFi and Fantasy movies/games/books - gaming (especially RPGs) - World of Warcraft - cheese - more cheese - LOTR again - and being indoors. ▪︎ The only things I don't get on with are spiders, hot weather, jaffa cakes and bigots 😘 [Remember I'm a deeply silly, flirty and unserious person, here to entertain, thrill and titilate you. I am not looking to hook up/date or anything remotely like that so please don't waste your time 😘🖤] Lara 🖤

i exclusively date men who are willing to eat ass for hours and hours on end 🥹

taking the tip into my mouth as you're about to finish and running my tongue all over the sensitive underside until you unload every drop in my mouth 😋💦

i have awoken without a beautiful person between my thighs. what fresh hell is this? someone fill the void, pls (that's what I call my 🐱, obviously)

i'm kind of chatty and irritating but my p*ssy will milk your dick dry until you're quivering so it balances out 🥹

using my hands to tease you, my mouth to please you and my pssy to finish you off 🤪

my cl1t is so needy today. she needs lengthy and repeated attention all day 👀😩💦

oh look, another day inside the very core of the earth. or so you would think from the sweaty conditions of my house. UGH. it's nearly over guys. lock in! we got this! 🥲😩🥵

it's so hot that during my current lotr rewatch the scenes inside Mount Doom feel like 4d cinema 🫠🥵🔥

teasing you with glimpses of my 🐱 every time I cross my legs in this teeny little sundress because the panties stayed at home 🤭

men - not only do you look better with a beard but they feel really good when they're scratching against sensitive areas 👀

can someone slip some ice cubes in my p*ssy pls thank you

it's a real shame that i've got a pretty face because you just won't be able to appreciate it when i'm sat on yours :(

good morning gooners and goonettes! hump day is upon us once again. make sure you get plenty of humps in to celebrate 😁🖤

when you straddle his lap and help him notch the tip before you sliiiide down onto it *really* slow 🤤🫠😩

"i need a man who eats p*ssy for pleasure" umm i need one who eats it like if he doesn't get his hourly allotment the earth will explode