Twitter Valkyrie. Philadelphian. Pisces. She/her. Multitasks #LikeABoss. Gandalf of #TheFellowship. Tweets are my own.✌🏻
Joined January 2015
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16 Oct 2023
People are not their government. My cousins are not their government. None of this should be happening, but my surviving cousins still need help and support. We don’t trust their government to help them rebuild or come to the US safely. Every bit helps. gofund.me/818eb466
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20 Mar 2025
Friends, Rees is done, and I’m taking a break from the industry. I hate it’s come to this, but it’s time.
I know I’ll be back at some point, but for now, I’m leaving and my clients need new homes and champions. Please support them in their journeys. They were my favorites. ❤️
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30 May 2024
Have I been absent for an eternity? Yes. Am I currently sleuthing around a pitch event and don’t want to really advertise it? If I liked your pitch, just message me. ❤️
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29 Feb 2024
Last chance to sign up to pitch to me next weekend! ❤️
30-40 literary agents will be at the 2024 Online Colorado Writing Workshop, a two-day online writers conference, March 8-9, 2024. Classes, critiques, and one-on-one virtual pitching to agents. Anyone can attend from anywhere! coloradowritingworkshop.com/
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22 Feb 2024
Keeping with tradition and borrowing my own book from the library and returning it with a sticker hidden inside 😍😍😍
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16 Oct 2023
The Palestinian people are not Hamas. They are not their government. The Israeli people are not their government.
It is possible to support both the Palestinian and Israeli people. To support both Palestinian and Jewish people. We are all bleeding right now.
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16 Oct 2023
Before anyone uses this tweet to conflate their own arguments and sides in this war, please think twice before hitting retweet or quote-tweet. Six of my family members were just murdered. We don’t need more arguments or sides. We need humanity. I need humanity. We all need grace.
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17 Oct 2023
I will also say that I do not support the genocide Israel is currently enacting. I also do not support the murders of Jewish, Israeli, Palestinian, or Gaza citizens. No one deserves what my family has experienced. Not a single human being on earth deserves their trauma. Be human.
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12 Aug 2023
Listen, my friend just tried telling me that kdrama queers are a whole community and that I’m not the only one. I got so confused because I’m the only one in my community and EVERYONE hates when I put on a kdrama.
WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE?! ARE YOU HERE?! I MUST FIND YOU! 😭
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8 Aug 2023
Accurate. ❤️ And none of this includes the countless emails we all get and meetings we need to have. 😅🫠
7 Aug 2023
Why is publishing so slow? Here are my maximum speeds:
- reading: 50 pages per hour
- editing: 15 pages per hour
- writing: 4 pages per hour
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Kelly is no longer agenting. retweeted
🗣️🗣️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
4 Aug 2023
I am beyond thrilled to announce that I’m being repped by the incomparable @tajmccoywrites and @reesagency. We have so many ideas up our sleeves, and I’m ecstatic about this new partnership. Awesome things coming, so keep a look out!
ALT Jayce Ellis and Taj McCoy at One More Page Books in Arlington, VA
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25 Jul 2023
All, I ask everyone for their ears and hearts. My client/friend who is trans is fleeing an unsafe state this week and relocating to NY. Any help you can spare would be greatly appreciated, and assist in keeping them safe as they journey across the US. ❤️ cash.app/$thesparrowstarot
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25 Jul 2023
If you would prefer a different app to contribute what you can, please DM me. ❤️ I appreciate you all, as well as all of your generosity and kindness, in helping keep my client and friend safe.
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15 Jul 2023
LOOK AT THIS! 😭😭😭 My book baby has earned a ⭐ review in Publisher's Weekly! I almost passed out when I saw this. Feeling so grateful 🥰
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30 Jun 2023
This is Bodie. He hopes everyone had a delightful #PrideMonth. If your pup celebrated by wearing rainbow or simply loves more than anything else, reply with a pic of them and help us create a megathread of support 🌈🐾
ALT a golden retriever puppy on a bright pink rope leash prances through some tall grass. he’s wearing a brightly patterned bandana around his neck and is carrying a miniature six-stripe pride flag in his mouth. his front right paw is raised mid-stride, like he’s ready to hop into a pride parade at any second.
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29 Jun 2023
🌟🌟🌟 IT'S MY UNBOXING VIDEO!!! AHHHHHHH! Sorry for my uncontrollable excitement....and also my weird camera awkwardness, and phone camera that has trouble focusing but I can't believe this moment is here and I get to hold my book. 😭😭😭
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26 Jun 2023
HIGHLY TRUST KAITLYN with editing. I’ve known her for a long time, and she’s a phenomenal editor and agent!
26 Jun 2023
In need of a query or synopsis critique? Ready to polish those sub pages or get feedback on your full manuscript?
Check me out at strictlytextual.com
#amquerying #querytip #amwriting #amediting
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21 Jun 2023
In addition to this, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS PIZZA BELOW?!
20 Jun 2023
In a debate with a client and need to prove a point. 🤣
When you order a pizza with just sauce and cheese on crust, do you call it a:
- Plain pizza
- Cheese pizza
If you call it a plain pizza, PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU’RE FROM/LIVING!
I promise this is relevant. 🤣❤️ THANK YOU!
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More questions:
- what do you call a pizza with sauce ON TOP of the cheese?
- How do you spell “margherita/Margarita/margerita” pizza and what does it look like/have on it?
- do you have to specify how you like it cooked? 🤣
20 Jun 2023
In a debate with a client and need to prove a point. 🤣
When you order a pizza with just sauce and cheese on crust, do you call it a:
- Plain pizza
- Cheese pizza
If you call it a plain pizza, PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU’RE FROM/LIVING!
I promise this is relevant. 🤣❤️ THANK YOU!
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20 Jun 2023
In a debate with a client and need to prove a point. 🤣
When you order a pizza with just sauce and cheese on crust, do you call it a:
- Plain pizza
- Cheese pizza
If you call it a plain pizza, PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU’RE FROM/LIVING!
I promise this is relevant. 🤣❤️ THANK YOU!
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21 Jun 2023
Now that Rey Noble and I have apparently started the great pizza debate of the century, enjoy our chaos. ☺️🙃❤️
If you want to follow Rey, they’re on Instagram and you can contribute to their “IT’S CHEESE PIZZA” dialogue over there. 🤣 instagram.com/reytheglitterp…
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