Like putting a crying toddler to bed. But don't change his Depends. Let him stew in the shitty mess he made.
At this point, I’m thinking we just tell him he won the election, put him in a fake White House on the back-nine of Trump National, give him a Diet Coke button and tell him he can sell whatever nuke secrets he wants for as long as he wants.
Close the door… and tiptoe away. 👀