Joined November 2024
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“Great Low Prices on Favorites”
The word “favorites” must mean something very different in giraffe.
You didn’t want Battleship.
Battleship wanted you.
It sat there.
Patient.
Knowing it would soon be a gift you never asked for.
Some of these were classics.
Most were… lessons.
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We believe co-op games exist to test friendships.
So we’re giving away ONE Steam key for Blazing Chrome.
Prove us right.
Like
Repost
Reply with the friend who will say
“THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT”
(after dying once and somehow blaming you)
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Congrats to @_frogs__ you will get a message shortly with your Key.
Everyone else, keep an eye on all our social media and our Discord; you never know when the next giveaway will drop.
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Snow may delay roads, schools, and common sense…
but it cannot stop the Litter Box Bandits Giveaway Days.
Only a few hours left before we draw winners on X, Facebook, and Discord.
If you’re not in yet—this is your sign.
Frostbite fades. Free games don’t.
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Throwback to when we were still pretty clueless about the N64 here.
I remember reading articles like this for months in anticipation for it to come stateside.
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We’re running multiple giveaways in multiple locations.
Free games. Zero catch.
Engagement has been… modest.
Either this is the best odds you’ll ever get
or society has fully collapsed.
Hard to say.
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Winner picked Saturday the 24th at 10PM Eastern
Not sponsored or affiliated with X.
Winner chosen randomly from valid entries.
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Pick one:
Inventory management and sad
or
Being over-encumbered and sad
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STEAM KEY DRAWING
Mystery Steam Keys
Winners drawn Saturday
This is NOT instant loot.
Steps = entry into the drawing.
• Join our Discord
• Invite a friend
• They post: “@[your tag] referred me”
1 key → every 3 referrals adds another
Details in our Discord
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Memory Leak Monday
Before YouTube thumbnails yelling at you.
Before Twitter leaks.
Before “content creators.”
This was the internet.
Once a month.
$4.99.
It lied to you at least once.
And you still trusted it.
Yeah.
You were there too.
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Starting 2026 with delusional optimism and free games.
This week we are giving away
Frostpunk.
This War of Mine.
Two Steam keys.
Zero dollars.
Mild suffering.
Giveaway in our Discord.
Saturday @ 10 PM.
Link in comments.
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18 Nov 2025
Dashing through the underworld like we’re delivering Satan’s gluten-free pizza and the timer’s red because he didn’t tip last time.
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3 Nov 2025
Donating food is like casting a healing spell IRL.
1 can = 10 HP for somebody who actually needs it.
Go be a Sorcerer.
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2 Nov 2025
Legends of the Hidden Temple:
“Answer incorrectly and you will be silenced forever, child.”
Those temple guards didn’t just scare kids — they collected souls.
And if you listen closely... you can still hear some poor kid whispering,
“I just wanted the Nerf Super Soaker...”
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13 Oct 2025
The trailer promised tragedy, the game gave us rage and poolside zombie decapitations.
Dead Island was chaotic and janky. It wasn’t perfect, but it was ours.
Plibbins calls it a comfort game. We call that a red flag.
#retrogames #horrorgame
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5 Nov 2024
Remember when Game Genie & GameShark made us feel like gaming wizards. Now, where are the cheat codes for life? #RETROGAMING #throwback
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