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Even if we sign munoz, l.camara and trafford the gaps without looking at cb and striker are at least 6 or 7 players. It's clear they'll have to be young high ceiling bit development players. The ask is massive. My concern is they'll stop short. This squad needs a major refresh.
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🚨EXCLUSIVE: NUFC's new shirt sponsor REVEALED. ✍️Deal signed with KNOX after training ground sponsorship. 💰Total package worth MORE than Sela's £70m partnership over three years. 🤝w/ @LiamJKennedy23 shieldsgazette.com/sport/foo…
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Americans won’t have seen anything like this before. Hands down it beats their ‘let’s go’ chants.

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Amerika ' da 15 yaşındaki bir çocuk marketten ekmek çalarken yakalandı. Kaçmaya çalışırken bir de raf kırmış. Cocuk tutuklanmış ve mahkemeye çıkartılmış. Kararı vermeden önce hakim çocuğu da duymak ister. Hakim: ′′ Neden çaldın? ′′ Çocuk: ′′ Ekmeğe ihtiyacım vardı. ′′ Hakim: ′′ Çalmak yerine ekmek alamadınız mı?" Çocuk: ′′ Satın alacak param yoktu." Hakim: ′′ Ailenden para isteyebilirdin. ′′ Çocuk: ′′ Evde sadece annem var. Annem hasta ve işsiz. Sırf bunun için biraz ekmek ve peynir çaldım." Hakim: ′′ Sen küçüksün, normalde işin de yok. ′′ Çocuk: ′′ Yıkama üzerinde çalıştım. Bir hafta önce anneme hizmet etmek için izin aldım ve bu yüzden kovuldum. ′′ Hakim: ′′ Yardım isteyecek yeriniz ,kimseniz yok muydu? ′′ Çocuk: ′′ Her gün evden çıktığımda herhangi bir iş için eleman arayan en az elli adresle iletişime geçiyorum ama, başarısız. Sonunda hırsızlık yapmaya karar verdim. ′′ Çocuğun ifadesinin ardından hakim kararını açıkladı: -" Çalmak, özellikle EKMEK çalmak çok utanç verici bir suçtur. Ve işte hepimiz bu suçtan sorumluyuz. Bu odadaki herkes ve ben de bu suçtan sorumluyum. O zaman tüm mahkeme katılımcıları 10 $ ile ceza alacak. Siz her biriniz 10 $ gönderene kadar kimse mahkeme salonundan ayrılmayacak." Hakim de 10 $ ' ını verdikten sonra aç çocuğu polise teslim eden markete de 1,000 $ para cezası verdi. Kararı duyduktan sonra çocuk gözyaşlarını tutamadı ve ikinci karar okunurken hakimi görünce heyecanlandı. Hakim gözyaşlarını saklamaya çalışarak, salonu terk etti. Hakimin son sözleri bunlardı: -"Bir kişi EKMEK çalarken yakalanırsa, o cemaatin, toplumun, devletin tüm insanları utanmalıdır." Alıntıdır
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Ermm... Kobel = no thanks
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🚨WORLD CUP KIT GIVEAWAY🚨 We’ve teamed with @Ozoon_CA to giveaway official World Cup jerseys from the nation of your choice. 🇨🇦🇧🇷🇺🇸🇲🇽🇫🇷🇦🇷🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇪🇩🇪 To enter: 1. FOLLOW @Ozoon_CA @MadelnCanada 2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet. 3. Reply with your size, country & player! Good luck!
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🚨 BREAKING: Victor Muñoz is CLOSE to completing a €30 million move to Newcastle. Real Madrid will receive 50% of the transfer fee. @diarioas
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Happy Fuck Donald Trump Friday
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The entire White House was in on the Epstein coverup. DOJ. FBI. The VP. They were meeting in the Situation Room ffs. This is INSANE. open.substack.com/pub/jojofr…
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🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle have sent an official bid to Osasuna for Victor Muñoz as Spanish winger is a top target for #NUFC. Negotiations ongoing on both club and player side to try reach an agreement.
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🚨🇨🇦 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Canada has confirmed that referee Omar Abdulkadir Artan, who was denied entry to the United States, is welcome to officiate matches in Vancouver. 😳 #AfricanFootball #WorldCupwithMicky
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Matt Ritchie Footballer Wagon driver Technical director 😂 #nufc
Matt Ritchie is to be named new #AFCB technical director. Ex #Pompey and #AFCB star retiring as a player to replace Simon Francis.
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BREAKING: Administration that's all over the Epstein files doesn’t want to release the remaining Epstein files.
🚨 Trump's AG Todd Blanche announces that the DOJ will not be releasing the 2.5 million remaining Epstein files they have. He says they have "moved on."
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Great news. That's ramsdale replaced. New no.2
🚨Ewen Jaouen agreement confirmed at this end. Incoming youngster will sign four-year deal. And set to join from Reims to compete to be number 1 on Tyneside. #NUFC
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Trump promised not to “touch” Medicaid. Now he is cutting it by $1 trillion and taking health care away from patients with cancer, AIDS and other life-threatening diseases to pay for tax breaks to the top 1% and his wealthy campaign contributors. Unimaginable cruelty.
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Kevin Keegan, Harry and Terry McDermott.
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BREAKING: LOL! Jimmy Kimmel just won a Peabody Award and used his acceptance speech to laugh in Trump’s face. Jimmy Kimmel won a Peabody Award last night. And he used his acceptance speech to deliver one of the most gloriously defiant moments in the history of American comedy. Standing alongside journalists who exposed Trump administration immigration horrors and prison abuse, a teacher who took on Putin, and documentarians covering Vietnam War protests, Kimmel opened with characteristic self-deprecation: "I've never felt dumber than I do right now, being on stage with this group of people who expose the horrors of ICE, prison abuse, and protests against the Vietnam War, a teacher who took on Putin. I called our president Fatty Shack. And Blob the Builder. And Liger Woods and the Hungry Hungry Hypocrite. Our fondling father, Mara Lardo. Nelson Tandela. And Nostra Dumbass. And somehow we got a Peabody out of that." But then Kimmel got serious — and the room got quiet. "Making jokes about the president in America shouldn't win you a prize," he said. "We have the right, guaranteed by the Constitution, to criticize and satirize our leaders. This is a right that many of us take for granted. It's one that I took for granted for the first 57 years of my life until September of last year when the FCC delivered a very unpleasant surprise." Trump's FCC chief, Brendan Carr, launched an investigation into Kimmel last year as part of the administration's broader campaign to weaponize federal regulators against media critics, leading ABC/Disney to cancel Kimmel’s program, albeit temporarily. But Kimmel said what happened next surprised him even more than the attack itself. "I watched as millions of people, even some from across the aisle, objected. They spoke up. They marched. They canceled their subscriptions to Star Wars because they refused to allow our freedoms to be bulldozed like the East Wing of the White House. You sent a message that we do care and that we will stand up and that we will not stand by when comedy and journalism and dissent are censored and regulated and criminalized." He closed with a list of thank-yous that will live forever: "Thank you to Donald Trump, our commander-in-thief, Abriscam Lincoln, Orange Julius Caesar, Greedy McGolfy, Dopey McGropy, and Pumpkin McPornhumper. Thank you for inspiring us to fight for our freedom of speech." The First Amendment is not negotiable. And apparently, neither is Jimmy Kimmel. If you believe that Jimmy Kimmel absolutely deserved his Peabody award, please like and share this post everywhere!
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Dad jokes with Tom Hardy and his dad
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