My opinions are my own and not a reflection of my employer. Bronx - Boston/Revere - St Pete - San Antonio - Middle of nowhere New Mexico 🛫
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my favorite random fun fact is that matpat from game theory is a caniac
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we are going to steal… pause for dramatic effect.. THE MOON!!!
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Say what you will about Joe Biden, but I have absolutely no fucking idea when his birthday is.
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I HATE my reply is probably true </3
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I think about this Belmont fit daily.
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was talking to a scot last night and asked how he liked boston he says “well it just feels like scotland so, it’s lovely! it’s just hotter.”
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why do i feel like boston is lowkey the scotland of america
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This whole team been drunk since Saturday night 😭😭
what burrogh im names my kid after
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The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.
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Brandon Bussi needs to bring the cup to his home Chipotle of North Andover, MA
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Think this is a high pressure situation for Carolina Hurricanes goalie Brandon Bussi in the Stanley Cup Finals?
The guy had to handle lunchtime crowds when the guac was running low. Needing to get the chicken on the grill. Pull the pork. Not let burrito break.
He’s good.
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Bottommaxxing
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Dr. Miami says he and Clavicular have discussed the possibility of a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) procedure to further enhance his physique.
Follow: @DissidentWire
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BIG DICK IS BACK IN THE STUDIO
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Who is going to tell him?
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My Final West Take:
I don't think he had some elaborate master plan.
I think he was fantasizing about Amanda's boobs for ages and saw an opening, said whatever he needed to say to see them, figured they'd NEVER get caught... and then watched his entire life explode 🤣
And now he's unemployed... the guy really played himself 💀
#SummerHouse ☀️
IT'S OFFICIAL 🚨 West Wilson was not picked up for season 11 of 'Summer House' after romance with Amanda Batula
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How about medicine, food and shelter you fucking prick
This is just using veterans as guinea pigs.
🚨BREAKING: The UFC and Mark Zuckerberg have teamed up to give every blind veteran in America a free pair of Meta glasses.
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they’re calling it the funniest hindsight quote of all time
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RT @thereisnojayjay: “Dave Portnoy says tha- ” let me stop you right there I do not give a shit
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