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I didn’t say any bad words at school! But I did do the middle finger under my desk.
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Are boys allowed to be doctors too? Margot, 6 years old
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I got a scratch and sniff sticker!! It smells like books.
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It's almost Easter Fools Day!
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Adult: be nice. End of story. Kid: that's not even a story.
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(Frustrated kid) I'm feeling very dangerous!
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Adult: Watch your mouth! Kid: I can't see my mouth.
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Kid: I don't like you're hair. Adult: that's not nice.. be nice Kid: ok I don't like your hair.. please.
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I didn't do anything wrong ... you're just in a dream.
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Thank you for letting me pet your dog it was amazing.
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Parent: I don't need your attitude right now. Kid: let me know when you need it. (Shira, 7)
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I made them peanut butter and jealous.
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Parent: if you fall asleep now.. you'll have a hard time sleeping tonight. Kid: no it's my nappitizer
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Do pigs pee put milk also?
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I love you very very extremely much.. I always have!
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Am I the best?
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I'm looking for a man in finance, 6 eyes, French fries.
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I'm too fun to do boring stuff.
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Do you want to watch me sleep?
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You look just like your mom! No, I don't. I'm a kid.
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