Philadelphia’s Premiere Private Equity Experience “is Coming” out now—Moderated by Gael
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5 Oct 2024
is Coming is no longer coming. It came. Debut album is live on all the streamers. Tapes available from @StrangeMono
linktr.ee/assistedlivingphl
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For posterity, an astrology anemone
sound is refined into electricty
at the mausoleum
@PhilaMOCA @vinylwilliams @HOTT_MT
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Wawa Hoagiefest 2026:
“It wont bring your mom back, son, but it IS the only thing open right now.”
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Slow is smooth and smooth is give me your heart make it real or else forget about it.
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Assisted Living would like to thank their newest sponsor, Ultimate Performance Power Gel™! They are beyond excited to kill the competition with 40g of semi-automatic protein!
-Gael
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I’ve been running the numbers and they’re all tired.
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Thanks @VICE we will continue shouting/crooning into the void
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the most effective method
of disposal so it seems
is to let them climb mountains
and build their submarines
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I wonder if the outer layer of the onion feels left out.
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Sorry Im late. I had to check every bathroom for handgun bullets.
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You wake in an open house for a pre-fab condo. Three sporty couples are admiring the marble kitchen island. The open floor plan is great for entertaining. You have three options: Make a Hinge profile, buy the new Resident Evil, or start a Holy War in the Middle East.
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How many time zones do I have to suck to get a good night’s sleep around here?
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