Thinks way too much about baseball. The only zoomer Kiyoshi Tamura mark. Razorback sports make me sad Washington DC’s favorite Arkansan. Wannabe musician It/Her
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Turns out it takes way more than watching The Hustler and The Color Of Money on loop to be good at pool
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There are Lizzies everywhere for those with eyes to see them
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Guy who realizes he’s gay because the moaning in Deep Purple’s Child In Time makes him feel a certain way
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Me and my top 4
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No wonder I’ve been posting so good lately, there’s black mold coming from the vents in my apartment!
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Rewatched the Phantom Menace for the first time in about a decade. My hot take? The worst issue that movie has isn’t Jar Jar, it isn’t child Anakin (Jake Lloyd is a good actor!), it’s the frenetic pace of the movie. The only scenes that get time to breathe are the podracing ones!
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Ultimately, it’s not a bad movie, not the worst of the prequels by a long shot. But moments where it should soar have their legs cut out from under them because scenes can’t go more than a minute without cutting to something else
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every twitter user in 2023 was named some shit like “martin scors-they/she”
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There was a girl in DC who said “You’re she/her Ohtani” which, while mortifying and made me wanna die, I think is proof the name is good and memorable
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*Watching football with a girl who spends too much time on /tttt/*
Me: So that’s the QB, he throws the ball
Her: I’ll never be a passoid like him I’m a moidhon
Me: Get out of my house
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Lotta people calling my mom a pedophile in the replies. Some of yall have never interacted with a mildly insane Gen X woman before and it shows
Thinking about the times my mom would say I had “child birthing hips” and “lips like a girl” when I was a kid. To think she was upset when I came out. What a bizarre woman
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My mom spent half her life suppressing her bisexuality due to religious trauma of course she’s gonna say strange shit about people’s bodies
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She/Her Ohtani retweeted
God this is so embarassing
Started reading “The Anti-AI Manifesto” which right out the gate is headed by the symbol for Communism from the videogame Disco Elysium, and starts off with a quote from a Star Wars TV show. Fab ✅
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Thinking about the times my mom would say I had “child birthing hips” and “lips like a girl” when I was a kid. To think she was upset when I came out. What a bizarre woman
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I turn 22 in 5 days which means I need to make it clear to all my friends that if they make any fucking Taylor Swift jokes to me on that day they’ll wake up in a ditch somewhere in Kansas
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Some of yall would like that though so I guess it’s not really going to discourage that behavior
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I transitioned at 18 and speed ran self actualization so now I spend my time being the Coach Mcgurk for a bunch of trans women still figuring themselves out
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Look, Luna, I know you blame your father for a lot and maybe it is all his fault…
Anyways don’t make the same mistakes I made or my father made or your father made
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