Joined March 2012
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5 Nov 2017

Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling
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27 Apr 2017
Life motto: There's no time like the last possible second!
23 Dec 2016
Working title of my memoirs- Hosed: A Life of Perpetual Disaster and Misfortune
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19 Oct 2016
β€œThe bruises go away, and so does how you hate, and so does the feeling that everything you receive from life is something you have earned."
5 Oct 2016
Two things in my life have made me work muscles I didn't know I had... 1) rock climbing 2) toddlers
4 Sep 2016
Microwaved donuts are a revelation. πŸ†
29 Jun 2016
I got sorted into Thunderbird on #pottermore. This pleases me. pottermore.com/collection/al…

27 Jun 2016
Trying to decide if it is creepy/weird to follow other people's #DiscoverWeekly playlists on @Spotify
22 Jun 2016
Because some lists are sad. Loving @thelistapp li.st/l/1eZ40nvZfXxVT097NlCH…

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18 Jun 2016
My week in review: *Montage of me fumbling things and almost dropping them but making glorious saves before they hit the ground*
28 May 2016
I hide my @goodreads progress from social media because I'm embarrassed by how freely I award 5 stars to everything I read. πŸ˜³β€οΈπŸ“š
25 May 2016
Still ugly-crying about #Hodor
24 May 2016
When you get hit on by the older fella who came over to collect your blood & urine for a life insurance screening.
21 May 2016
Well played @AltPress. Well played, indeed. #ravenclaw
11 May 2016
Gets symbolic tattoo just south of melanoma excision scar- 1 month later: scheduled for another excision. Weeee πŸ˜‘πŸ”ͺ🚫🌞
29 Apr 2016
Have eaten (much) butter straight out of the dish at a restaurant on more than one occasion... this month. #notashamed
27 Apr 2016
Online dating tagline: I will probably emasculate you (on purpose).
26 Apr 2016
Possible #onlinedating tagline for myself: I like to be alone all the time
19 Apr 2016
NM-bound from RI. Flight 1: This airplane smells like french fries and armpits.
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18 Apr 2016
How I actually eat cereal. x.com/foodnetwork/status/721…

Cereal Bowl of Champions #CutthroatKitchen