Joined January 2021
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3 Jan 2023
Question for people who schedule a 9am meeting for the first day back after the holidays… is violence your love language?
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3 Jan 2023
So who still remembers their work laptop sign in credentials after the holidays?
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9 Dec 2022
We are officially entering “let’s circle back to that in the new year” season and I am here for it.
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8 Nov 2022
Them: “prioritize your peace”
Me: *silences all work notifications*
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7 Nov 2022
@ the person who sent a Teams message before 8:30am on a Monday morning. Question for you: Respectfully, wtf?
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25 Oct 2022
Did I see your email? Yes.
Did I then mark it as unread to remind me to deal with it later? Also yes.
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10 Oct 2022
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the first day back after taking time off is for going through my inbox and mentally preparing to be here for the next 8 hours. Please leave me alone. I’m fragile right now.
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29 Sep 2022
stubbing your toe hurts but have you ever opened your inbox after taking time off from work?
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4 Sep 2022
I am going to need 4-24 business days to recover from last night. I didn’t drink, I just stayed up past 11pm.
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24 Aug 2022
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you are the loudest in the meeting you probably aren’t listening enough
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1 Aug 2022
I don’t know who needs to hear this but just because that is their definition of success doesn’t mean it needs to be yours too.
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26 Jul 2022
On average, how many times do you open an email just to *mark as unread* so you can deal with it at a later time?
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26 Jul 2022
“Once you commit to actually doing it, the hardest part is over”
*me giving myself a pep talk to tackle the thing that’s been on my to do list for 24 business days that will take me no longer than 10 minutes to complete*
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25 Jul 2022
If your internet can disconnect during the work day then so can you. Go take a break.
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22 Jul 2022
F-inishing my to do list
R-eady for the weekend
I-t can wait until Monday
D-o not disturb
A-vailable but pls don’t
Y-ou shall not schedule an afternoon meeting unless absolutely necessary
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16 Jul 2022
Me: *works really hard and is presented with a great opportunity*
Imposter Syndrome: “sorry wrong number”
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