I am not muted, docile nor agreeable! ♍
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31 Dec 2025
I don’t know what your plans are for the future but qala ngawe. Qala ngawe mntase, qala ngawe.
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My take away from this polygamist show is that eventually you have to rescue yourself from your mother’s choice of a husband otherwise your whole life will be their drama even if it lasts 70 years
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Jun 15
Duduzile puts her half sister in every production she makes. She loves her father’s kids shem
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Jun 14
Jonas is the only lightskinned person in this entire movie. The message is clear
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Jun 14
All this drama is because the wife expects to be the only one sleeping with her husband knowing full well he’s a febe.
Why not just lower your expectations of the man nje kuphela.
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Jun 14
Ndi mind my business’ile
Jun 13
What is one accomplishment you are proud of so far this year?
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Jun 14
“You deserve so much better” - kusho umuntu ongaphethe ne list yaleyo so much better
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Jun 14
Why would you as a man learn how to swim properly? Indoda hayimuke nolwandle nje sibambe amabele sibabaze singabafazi. Usabani uze wenze ama swimming lessons
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Jun 14
I have to take the extra TV into my room to watch le Netflix show yenu yamanje because kids come and go in my house all day long kanti it’s open plan 🤭
…that’s why I don’t watch TV nje besides National Geographic and baking competitions.
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Jun 13
I’m willing to argue that the very opposite is true. Yindoda enjani e swimayo ?
Jun 13
If you are a man and you can’t swim, you are gay.
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Jun 13
I want to create a separate kitchen in the garage for cooking. My entire house smells like curry and spices when I’m cooking. Ngeke nje ngeke. I would rather invest in a second kitchen e garage 😂
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Jun 13
All the tellers at Spar are always in a secret competition with the Black shoppers lol (but only the Black women)
They’re always comparing themselves to every Black woman that shops there and determining if they’re good enough for their lives 😂 what a bunch of losers
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Jun 12
Envy can make you congratulate people you undermine for the rest of your life. Phuma lapho
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Jun 12
This is what I wear most of the time in my ears. I have more but these are by far my favourite ones to wear 🔌
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Jun 12
When Mansa Musa flooded Mecca with free gold the prices dropped so low that it lost value. Maybe that should happen to drugs. They need to completely lose value for atleast two decades. Noone should be able to sell drugs at any price whatsoever
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Jun 12
Has anyone noticed that successful black women always end up with men that make you do this with your face:
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