You know what? Why don't you go ahead and make up a bio for me. Whatever you like. Maybe I'm a robot...or a six-armed samurai. Maybe I'm just lazy.
Joined April 2009
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23 May 2009
I'm working overtime tonight. If time equals money, then I'm earning OVERMONEY!
22 May 2009
Ok, sorry. Now I really am going to go to tweep...er, I mean sleep.
22 May 2009
Twitter slang gone too far: Her twits were huge, and she had a tweet ass.
22 May 2009
Twitter slang gone too far: In lieu of a romp between the tweets, one may have to settle for twitterbation.
22 May 2009
For those just tuning in, I was doing those all freakin' night last night. Now I really must go to sleep. HIDOKU, everybody!
22 May 2009
Little used chat acronym: G2SN/HIDOKU = Going To Sleep Now. Hope I Dream Of Killing You.
22 May 2009
A haiku: I must buy a card / My nephew's getting married / And I won't be there.
22 May 2009
Managed to once again escape work with life, mind, and soul mostly intact. Just one more night.
22 May 2009
...I just didn't get to you. Better luck next week. I will exchange luck for dollars or pastrami sandwiches, by the way.
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22 May 2009
There, I have completed my obligatory whorage to #followfriday. If you didn't make the list, it isn't because I don't think you're worthy...
22 May 2009
#followfriday: @TheAuthorGuy, @TimeTravelTwitt, @kamiNcali, @MrNexx, @Citizen_Lazlo, @EvilTwinBrian, @mightymur, @schrodinger_cat
22 May 2009
RT @boyscouts "BSA's 2 millionth Eagle Scout is Anthony Thomas from Minnesota!" Congratulations Anthony.
22 May 2009
I just want to hear Sam L. Jackson say "I am tired of these mutherf'ing Silverback Gorillas of the Eastern Congo on this mutherf'ing plane!"
22 May 2009
Little used chat acronym: MorFology = The study of Males or Females.
22 May 2009
RT @evanier If they'd had Twitter in 1863, every1 would have received the Gettysburg Address at 1 time but it would have been 17 words long.
22 May 2009
Little used chat acronym: ERHIT = Every Rose Has Its Thorn. [typically resp. to w/ JLECSSSS = Just Like Every Cowboy Sings a Sad Sad Song]