Creator and writer of Freakish for @Hulu and @awesomenesstv. “I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.” ― Rita Mae Brown.
Joined January 2009
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
19 Jan 2024
Holy Hell! Jamie Raskin gave Byron Donalds a #FAFO moment he will never forget!
The report is out on the insane profit Trump made IN the White House, and the total evisceration of the emoluments clause.
To no one’s surprise, more proof of Trump corruption.
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
21 May 2023
Zaslav getting hit with a Pay Your Writers chant in Boston. This is so good.
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
3 May 2023
All the movie stars and production value in the world won’t save a shitty story or dialogue. You could deliver the biggest visual spectacle of the ages and people will still go “that movie sucked.” Meanwhile people literally go around quoting memes. It’s WORDS that create worlds.
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
3 May 2023
The gag is that writing isn’t just the starting point, it’s EVERYTHING. It’s why someone will just as happily watch a piece of shit lighting busted ass audio iPhone sketch as a $250m blockbuster.
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29 Oct 2022
Watch one of the original horror movies with me and my friends this Halloween! youtu.be/f3vL8yvROlE
31 Oct 2021
Watch with me and the wenches! Fun fact: In this version, Jekyll's entire motive for taking a potion to transform into Hyde was because he was horny and needed an excuse to act on it.
The Wenches Watch Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde 1920 youtu.be/f3vL8yvROlE via @YouTube
Beth Szymkowski retweeted
17 Mar 2021
i don't think it's a coincidence that Trump spent the better part of a year using a virus as a slur against Chinese people while hate crimes against Asian Americans spiked by 150 percent
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29 Jan 2021
I think we all need Steve Kornacki to explain what happened with the stock market today. #gamestopstock #amcstock #kornackithirstcontinues #kornacki
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
16 Jan 2021
So much fun delving into this rather unique example of #filmnoir We love #oldmovies and if you do too, join us! More info at disastertothewench.com
16 Jan 2021
The wenches @Ninaberry @sheseemsnice @LongTallBeth @BrendaPontiff and our media guru @robkates will be deep in study today to prep for The Strange Loves of Martha Ivers starring #barbarastanwyck - check out our YouTube channel on #ValentinesDay disastertothewench.com
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
7 Jan 2021
Dear Congress:
You should never have to feel unsafe or need to hide under your desk.
Sincerely,
Every PreK-12 Student and Educator in America
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
21 Dec 2020
No Covid denying politician should get a vaccine before every Dr, nurse, hospital worker, EMT, cop, fire fighter, teacher, supermarket worker, pharmacy worker, food-chain worker, book store worker who has to deal with abusive no mask a-holes & many others @senatemajldr
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
17 Dec 2020
Hey there! Our trailer is up and we launch on January 1, 2021. Noon. Hollywood time, baby! (That means Pacific time if your geography skills are off!) we hope you’ll join in the fun!
17 Dec 2020
Listen, sister! We premiere January 1, 2021! 2020 can just get a move on and skedaddle outta here! Join our wenches as we watch and comment on RAIN starring #JoanCrawford. We love #oldmovies #TCMParty Learn more at disastertothewench.com
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There are times when I kiss and hug my son because I love him, and there are times I do it so 70 years from now he doesn't run for the presidency out of vainglorious spite and then kill 150,000 people because taking advice emasculates him.
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13 Mar 2020
Remember all those posts last week about how this week was going to be crazy because we were going to change the clocks, were having a full moon and a Friday the 13th? I’m never doubting Twitter again.
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
16 Feb 2020
Killing time at Target. We've come a lot way since Malibu Barbie. I'm kind of jealous.
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
26 Nov 2019
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps
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28 Sep 2019
Just read @DirectorKeithLA's hilarious feature Vampire Strippers Must Die. It has a vampire makeover scene! Somebody out there set up a meeting with this great writer! #wgasolidaritychallenge #WGAstaffingboost
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
28 Aug 2019
Imagine even thinking this to yourself for a moment, knowing full well that Ricky Martin exists.
28 Aug 2019
....And by the way, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to Puerto Rico!
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Beth Szymkowski retweeted
4 Jun 2019
me explaining to my boyfriend why we’re going to straight pride
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