The official X account for the DEFENSE of the best looking team in the Fed. Sometimes I show up, sometimes I don't. Whatever.
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Loons Defense retweeted
12 Aug 2025
This Wed & Thur!
🏆 Class B Championship Game
St Anthony Norse
@Cannons35Fed
7PM - Rich Vanderlaan Field
Class A Semifinal
@StPaulJTs
@BaseballLoons
7:15 PM - Bob Bunnell Field
Thursday
🏆 Class A Championship Game
@AngelsInTheFed
vs JTs/Loons
7PM - Rich Vanderlaan Field
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10 Aug 2025
So… can’t predict the weather, admins, umps, podcasters, fields, brackets, cuts of meat, wives, Willow hops, @BaseballLoons defense, old hamstrings or bullshit curveballs.
You can be sure of death, taxes and @BaseballLoons being looney.
See you tomorrow, Bitches. Be ready.
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9 Aug 2025
So… When the official account becomes the burner:
9 Aug 2025
And if you don’t want to jeopardize the field- simple- don’t agree to host games. Can we not ask reasonable questions in good faith? The snark is unnecessary. Not a good look for Hastings guys.
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9 Aug 2025
9 Aug 2025
Our games at Vets Park have been postponed until Sunday.
Same times. Same park.
Mother Nature wins today.
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9 Aug 2025
So… @BaseballLoons game day. No brisket on the menu today so the boys are a bit ornery.
Those storms didn’t keep you up @AngelsInTheFed? You’re looking a bit tired.
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8 Aug 2025
So… @BaseballLoons #stud
8 Aug 2025
2025 Federal League Final Four
(Class A)
Metro Loons (@LoonsDefense)
St. Michael Angels (@AngelsInTheFed)
St. Paul JTs (@StPaulJTs)
Eden Prairie Flyers
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4 Aug 2025
So… despite the extra rest period, the brisket was safe and @BaseballLoons approved. See you next Saturday in Hastings.
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4 Aug 2025
So… @BaseballLoons get the delayed W 6-2.
Stay tuned for a live brisket situation report.
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3 Aug 2025
So… @BaseballLoons v Silverbacks off to a great start. #noump
Worried about that post game brisket at this point. How long do you rest your brisket? Comment below (since we have nothing else to do)!
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2 Aug 2025
So… @BaseballLoons not satisfied with one solid defensive performance so they’re at Large Willow taking some grounders and scouting the rest of the bracket. OK - partially true.
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2 Aug 2025
So… no 1 v 8 upset on my watch. @BaseballLoons commit ZERO errors and get the W in game 1. Will I show again? Will the Loons get back to their softball scoring ways? Will their fragile psyches recover from the their precipitous drop into single A? Find out Sun at large Willow.
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24 Jul 2025
So… @BaseballLoons were hoping to work on their defense before playoffs but The Commish is radio silent. Maybe he's been busy planning next year's All Star Game?
I guess we will take two 7-0 forfeits. Only time the Loons would give up zero runs with no errors.
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4 Jul 2025
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3 Jul 2025
So… @BaseballLoons get back in the W column 5-2 over the STMA Knight Angels by only dropping 2 fly balls and limiting hit batsmen to single digits. Too clean for my taste… Plus what’s the point of wasting all your energy “fielding” instead of mashing🤷♂️
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2 Jul 2025
So… @BaseballLoons drop 2 in a row, Sunday vs Burnsville due to a zillion errors and a screaming toddler and last night get walked off in extras by @MtkaSaints on a possibly caught ball in center field and a possibly hit batsmen with the bases juiced. Very Looney.
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Loons Defense retweeted
14 Jun 2025
🚨 GAME DAY 🚨 The SLP @TCSnappers are back in action today. In a ‘game of the day’ type scenario, the Turtles will face for the 2nd time this season the @LoonsDefense of the Metro (that could be anywhere). First pitch scheduled for 8PM from Big Willow in Minnetonka. #PlayBall 🐢
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8 Jun 2025
So, no @BaseballLoons game at Large Willow. WTF @MtkaSaints are lucky, Loons thrive in water.
@TheFedMN
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