JUST IN: Cooking gas prices could drop to between N900 per Kg by the end of 2026. ~ The Nigerian Association of Liquefied Petroleum Gas Marketers (NALPGAM) says

It is not your fvcking responsibility to care for your siblings and take care of your parents. It is not your fvcking job. The two adults that had unprotected sex and gave birth to you and your siblings should have had plans for your future before bringing you here.

It is not your fvcking responsibility to care for your siblings and take care of your parents. It is not your fvcking job. The two adults that had unprotected sex and gave birth to you and your siblings should have had plans for your future before bringing you here.

Nigeria has a massive landmass of 923,768 square kilometres. Divided by our population of approximately 230 million, this results in about 4.00 square metres per person. The foregoing clearly illustrates that we have absolutely no justification for being among the world's hungriest nations. Transitioning our nation from a state of consumption to one of production, through significant investments in agriculture, is the sole dependable strategy to escape the current depths of hunger and poverty. As I often emphasise, the uncultivated lands in our northern region represent our most substantial tangible assets. Transforming this sector is our direct pathway to prosperity. ENERGY SECTOR Nigeria today is the nation with the highest number of citizens lacking access to electricity globally. We currently generate and distribute a mere 4,000 megawatts (MW) of electricity for a population exceeding 200 million. In contrast, comparable nations worldwide - including several African peers such as South Africa and Egypt - each generate and distribute over 40,000 MW, despite both countries having less than half of our population. This considerable power shortfall continues to cripple businesses, choke industries, and stall overall economic growth. Over the next four years, I commit to ensuring a minimum of 10,000 Mof W power increase generation and distribution. UNEMPLOYMENT AND UNDEREMPLOYMENT Our large pool of talented youth remains largely unemployed. The current official unemployment rate of 4% grossly misrepresents the true situation; actual underemployment and unemployment in Nigeria exceeds 30%, with youth unemployment sitting at over 40% - among the highest globally, necessitating urgent intervention. We will address this by aggressively supporting the growth of micro, small, and medium enterprises (MSMEs) through targeted tax incentives, special interest rates, and accessible funding in sectors such as agriculture, manufacturing, entertainment, sports, and distribution. These improvements will be both measurable and verifiable. CORRUPTION AND GOVERNANCE COSTS Nigerians will witness a tangible and verifiable reduction in corruption and the baseline costs associated with governance. Public resources will be managed with absolute transparency, prudence, and accountability to ensure that every naira spent yields demonstrable value for citizens. RULE OF LAW The rule of law will be fiercely upheld, and adherence to it will be sacrosanct for both government officials and citizens alike, strictly in accordance with our constitutional frameworks. DEMOCRACY Our democracy will exemplify true governance of the people, by the people, and for the people, completely free from interference by the ruling party. Instead, we will institutionalise deep respect for opposition parties and foster constructive engagement in governance. Under my leadership, democracy will be pursued with integrity, fairness, and transparency. Following this i will make democracy work and the Vice president will be partner not a spare tyres. I hereby accept my affirmation and nominate Senator Rabiu Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM as my Vice President. May God bless you all, and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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If We remove Ballon D’or, Bukayo Saka is actually better than Lionel Messi. I’m talking skills, technique, shot power, speed and passing ability. Don’t get me wrong Messi is a great player, but he didn’t singlehandedly lead a club to a title in over 20 years ❤️😂 #COYG ❤️

Don’t let anyone gaslight you., most Igbos are Obidients and it’s not because they believe in Obi, it is because he is their tribesman.