Every Girl's Dream... Every Man's Nightmare -The Master of Analogy- 2 Time Sheky Award Winner!
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Knicks comeback! OG! Wemby’s head! Swifties! MSG insanity!
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While they may still be dangerous next year, the 2026 San Antonio Spurs are shortest reigning NBA Dynasty in history.
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Congratulations to Mike Brown, who just “Steve Kerr’d” Tom Thibodeau!
Who let his dogs out?
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It’s also funny after all James Dolan’s attempts to ban Charles Oakley, Oakley was live in attendance to watch the Knicks win their first title in 53 years.
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The Becky Hammon clip that will live in New York infamy.
And the funniest parts are:
1. Jalen Brunson will win the Finals MVP.
2. The Knicks won on the floor of her former team.
It’s kind of magical.
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The Spurs did not have to foul like Mike Breen thought. The clock reset to 14 on the Mitchell Robinson rebound. There’s 25.1 left in the game.
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Did Haiti get robbed of a handball penalty by Scotland’s Grant Hanley?
They cut away from the replay quickly.
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Wembanyama could’ve been called for 4 flagrant fouls this series, but Wemby avoiding those flagrants calls like… x.com/Rate_the_Refs/status/2…
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No matter the result, never want to hear any media person glazing the Spurs fans again.
You can’t sell your tickets to or allow Knicks fans to take so much of your building in the NBA Finals all 3 games played in your building.
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What drugs are illegal in the NBA drug testing program?
I’m asking for someone I know will be tested soon.
Draymond Green says he’s not a dirty player but European players like Wemby are dirty 😭💀
“Draymond will f*ck you up. But I’m not dirty. It’s a completely different thing. Victor Wembanyama is a European player, they are a bit dirty.”
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Tune of Earth, Wind, Fire “September”
🎶Do you remember The Extender?
Refs are changing outcomes for pretenders, while calling the fouls away
Whistles were ringing in the key that our minds were thinking
As we waited another night, extending the series to another night or day🎶
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Miguel Almirón given a yellow card for simulation (aka flopping).
And the same moment, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander felt a cold chill run up his spine, began shivering, and heard strange noises in his head.
…and has no idea why.
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Was going to make fun of this absurd and un-researched take about the Seahawks Super Bowl ring, but he’s getting skewered in the comments.
And won’t have to mention Mahomes Super Bowl first ring also has two Lombardi trophies, and all the etceteras mentioned in the thread.
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Pretty good but the 2 Lombardi's aren't earned. 2013 was a different era.
That's something you do if you're the 2022 Chiefs
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I know it’s against company policy for national media to call out the Spurs or their fans, but if there are even MORE Knicks fans than Games 1 & 2, that fanbase needs to be ripped apart with public shaming more than we’ve ever seen. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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Almost HALF of the tickets for Game 5 have been bought by people from New York & New Jersey 🤯
The Spurs really about to play an elimination game on their own court that feels like a road game 🫣
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Rubio compares landing on the moon in 1969 to having a UFC event on the White House lawn in 2026.
As The Master of Analogy, this analogy gets a D and F.
For “Da’Fuq?”
Rubio: President Kennedy announced that we were going to put a man on the moon. We did it. We are a nation founded on doing what no one else dared to do. And at some level, that's what this whole company, what UFC has been
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There’s no way the Knicks could come back from 29 points against Spurs.
How do they explain all these whistles found in a dumpster? I have friends around the country who picked San Antonio to win?
Spurs had more FTs in the first 3 games!
Something strange is going on here!
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This De’Aaron Fox play will live in Spurs infamy. Have to try to run down the clock and take the foul.
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OG Anunoby’s tip in to top off a 29 point come back.
Mind is blown.
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Monica McNutt about to lose her butt to the Swifties.
"She's not a Knicks fan. Get out of here girl!"
Monica McNutt is not a fan of Taylor Swift being at Game 4.
On the other hand, Tyler Murray made sure to get a picture for his wife. 😂
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Ball slips out of Wemby’s hand, ball is called out on the Knicks.
At least the Spurs only scored 2 on that incorrect call, they could’ve scored 3.
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