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15 May 2024
Well my patreon got nuked again. This is the 3rd time in 5 years the NCAA/NFL have forced me to start over, so I think I'm over it
I've deleted all my professional Twitter accounts and am just going to use this one now. It was fun while it lasted I guess
Anyways. Hi! I'm Damien
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Dylan Harper has a sickness that forces him to rush every shot in transition, he canβt help it π
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Primacy bias is wild. The 4th best player in a series winning FMVP, but I will always remember your contributions OG
"The 2026 NBA Finals MVP is the Captain, Jalen Brunson!"
Bill Russell Trophy winner, @jalenbrunson1!
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Fox is a great reminder that we donβt appreciate CP3 enough
Lost so much athleticism as a 6β0β NBA player and he figured it out anyways. Special stuff
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Fox attacking Shamet in semi-transition just for it to turn into a toothless post-up
For his sake, I hope his ankle is looking like a water balloon before games. If this is 90% of his typical play, life is going to be real different over the next 2 years
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Idk what the Spurs do with Fox if they do move on
Iβd love for them to somehow get JJJ, but that ship has sailed
Giannis? Will Booker ask out? Is getting Booker for Fox Keldon picks even an upgrade?
Will Orlando break it up for Fox of all people? Surely not
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If the end offer is Fox for Houstonβs least favorite young wing and salary filler, or MPJ thatβs just not good enough
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Stuff like this reminds me that people donβt value longevity, where that is the greatest margin among the greats
TB12 had 19 seasons played after his ascension
Peyton Manning had 15
The odds Manning was 21% better than TB12 year over year is almost 0
Value > aesthetics
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Tom Brady is the greatest due to the amount of accomplishments he has
But heβs not where near the best player of all time which is why heβs not the goat
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Jun 12
Same goes for LeBron vs MJ. Even IF MJ peaked higher and had a better prime, 11 vs 21 high value years is a huge margin
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Jun 12
We couldβve had a version of the Lakers where their starting 5 was
Lonzo
Caruso
KCP
Bron
AD
And they threw that away for Kyle Kuzma and Russell Westbrook
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Jun 12
The premise being βLeBron isnβt actually that big, heβs only about the same size as Magic Johnsonβ
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You had to AI a picture to make LeBron look shorter than Magic? Youβre a weird little man
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Ocean of Lotion retweeted
point guard Venn Diagram
higher-volume leaderboard for players who took the largest share of their FGAs in the first 9 secs of the clock: mostly speed guys and Steph; Russ and Fox (also Kidd/Ja/Hali/etc on the full table) types donβt just push, they drag teammates into efficient scoring windows with him
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visiting the shaolin monks then losing the wu tang game in historical fashion is crazy storytelling
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we are about 2 years away from cis women calling themselves boymoders
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Scottie soon
Pascal Siakam last season. OG Anunoby this season.
Maybe believe Raptors fans when they tell you how good their guys are π
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2016 Cavs have two guys on here for the same stretch of games btw
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Ocean of Lotion retweeted
> create character
> make him explicitly libertarian
> name him "Gay Boy Toucher"
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One thing I will say about this series: I've really enjoyed how honest these guys have been about it.
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Josh Hart on being part of this game:
"I got a special shout-out for OG because he saved me, at least for this game, a lifetime of regret."
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Mongolz, NRG, Pari
CS2 is still a sport in its infancy. Iβd argue we only have 2 or 3 teams you could describe as consummate professionals and refined
Maybe Kerrigan can make Falcons a 4th, maybe Spirit can figure out their coaching situation, but the scene is just a mess
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