She/Her • Recovering perfectionist • Mostly here to say the things I can't say in front of children.
Joined June 2014
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13 Mar 2024
"I'm tired, but I've got shit to do."
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Praise the Lord for keeping me out of an annoying situation last night
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Now I need tube tops and halters
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Sincere really has me hoping for another woman’s downfall. This is crazy
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I still don’t understand how I’m seen as the “reasonable and responsible” friend. I’m here for the shenanigans
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‘Tis the day before my tattoo appointment. Let the preparation commence!
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Am I crazy for doing a healthcare management cert and a MBA at the same time? Probably. Still gonna do it, though
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My mom keeps saying she wishes I’d become a teacher. I told her the only way that’s happening is if I’m working at @LenValyrian ‘s school
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My baby is with her dad’s side for the month, so Momma is outside
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Is The Boys actually worth watching? Or am I about to get a quick $10?
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I am woefully underprepared for a week with the Bougie Baby Brigade. These chirren are literally rotating between our 3 houses but mine is the one they wanna spend the rest of the week at. My poor grocery budget is busted.
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I love watching our village come together to make sure the kids can spend as much time together while they can. Pray for my grocery bill, though
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I should’ve been more specific. Guess who’s spending the night again
Low-key hoping for another sleepover so I can go to bed early. Momma is tide
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Low-key hoping for another sleepover so I can go to bed early. Momma is tide
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Will my offspring be coming home from her cousin’s house tonight? Knowing my nieces, probably not.
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