I liquidated my entire 401K yesterday morning. The financial advisor on the phone begged me to reconsider. He used words like tax penalty and catastrophic compound interest loss. I told him fiat currency is a collective hallucination. I took the $85K and drove straight to a commercial restaurant supply warehouse. I bought exactly 12,000 pounds of iodized table salt. It took 4 trips in a rented moving truck to transport it to my basement. Historically, salt was used to pay Roman soldiers. When the central banking system collapses next Tuesday, I'll be the wealthiest warlord in the tri-state area. My basement is currently a massive, white, moisture-absorbing desert. I have to wear protective eyewear just to do laundry. My neighbor asked why I was carrying 50-pound bags of sodium into my house for 9 straight hours. I told him I'm curing meats. I'm not curing meats. I'm hoarding the currency of the apocalypse. He'll be begging me for seasoning by November.

People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,

Guys making $30k a year when you say that becoming a trillionaire shouldn’t exist

When my analytic philosophy friends complain about "corpo speak"

“I’ve done exactly as you’ve instructed, my liege. The rise of the worms is at hand!”

The year is 2026. A robot in a clown wig kicks a Chinese child to the tune of a 1978 German reggae/disco band made up of Jamaican and Aruban musicians singing about a Russian mystic in 1916… annnnnd that’s enough internet for today.

Not me. I've been dead for a while now.

I don't know why you need this information, but this is the aerodynamics of a beaver

Apparently Harvard is great for their kids but it’s too woke for your kids

Americanos después de descubrir que a un grupo de peces se le llama "school"

Imagine if we all just fucking killed ourselves