>Be Elon >Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital >Escape into books >Read more than 8hrs a day >Teach yourself programming >Sell a video game at 12 >Leave South Africa >Sleep on couches >Work odd jobs >Get into America >Build a startup >Get fired from your own company >Start over >Build another company >Merge it into PayPal >Get removed as CEO >Your company gets acquired >Walk away with nearly $180 million >Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets >People tell you you're insane >Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree >Learn rocket science from textbooks >First rocket fails >Second rocket fails >Third rocket fails >Divorce >Public humiliation >Cash running out >One launch away from bankruptcy >Launch anyway >The fourth rocket reaches orbit >NASA signs a contract >Survive >Tesla is weeks from collapse >Save it at the last minute >Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets. >Land one. >Then another. >Then dozens. >Turn science fiction into engineering >Get mocked for betting on EVs >Turn electric cars into status symbols >Force the entire auto industry to follow >Build the most valuable car company in history >Launch astronauts into orbit >Create a global satellite internet network. >Buy Twitter >Fire most of the staff >Rename it X >Walk into politics >Risk your reputation >Risk your companies >Risk your fortune >Become one of the most polarising people on Earth. >Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists >Keep building anyway >Become a TRILLIONAIRE

Ferrari Luce EV vs Tesla Model 3 Performance Model 3: Luce: • $54,990 $650,000 • 0-60 in 2.9s 0-60 in 2.4s • 309 mi range 280 mi range • 510hp 1,050 hp • 4,046 lbs 4,982 lbs • 82 kWh 122 kWh • 250 kW charging 350 kW charging • Self-Driving No Self-Driving What happened at Ferrari.

Time to cancel 32,000 H1Bs a month.

Americans shouldn’t be losing jobs because India has an over population problem.

Mexicans cannot vote in Mexico without a valid ID, but the United States is racist for wanting to implement the same rules?! Pass the Save America Act and stop the nonsense.

Is this too much to ask? Small house on a river in the country. 3-5 girlfriends An Audi R8 V10 Wife and kids

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud. The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted CNN said there was "little evidence." Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud Today: $90M busted and 15 charged. IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

buying $LINK instead of $BNB in 2018 even tho link gave a solid return. BNB would've retired me I thought "how high could an exchange token go" Well when it runs the crime, turns out very high.

Golden Bull Run alignment?

Hentai virus

NFA, Buying the green zone=gainz I put my money where my mouth is.

Why is everyone trying to touch me

HOLY COW HOLY COW OH MY GOSH! In a 4-3 decision, the Virginia Supreme Court ruled that the legislature violated procedural rules to put the redistricting referendum on the ballot. The election results are thrown out! This is a political earthquake! Victory.

Today I was fired from Coinbase. During my 6 years at the company I was responsible for freezing customer accounts for no reason

fuck you

Pov: you just got hired at JP Morgan

Marco Rubio on 4/20 😭

Libs: “we need to make Trump look bad” Journalist: “hey get a shot where he’s wearing royal purple and looks taller than a jumbo jet and has a 10 foot dick and everyone around him is kneeling or staring in awe”

CONGRESS IS BUYING BITCOIN Rep. Sheri Biggs (R-S.C.) disclosed $250K $IBIT purchase on March 4. Filed in April per STOCK Act. McCormick, Gill also buying Bitcoin ETF exposure. Regulators don't ban what they own. Bitcoin becomes standard.