Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend. Here is his report: Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America. Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches. Seattle? We went 0-for-15. Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models. At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach. I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation. Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?