Please have a sense of humor. even if it’s a bad one. it’s ok.
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15 Mar 2024
Whenever I’m told to stop I never know if it’s in the name of love, hammer time or if I must collaborate and listen 🤷🏻♂️
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Jun 14
Someone stole my Mood Ring and I’m not too sure how I feel about that
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Jun 14
If you’re having a tough time. Just think you could be spending your day running 90km staring at nothing but tar #eish
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Jun 8
Kicking off Monday with a Smack to the face 🤜🤛
Bullet For My Valentine - The Last Fight (Official Video) youtu.be/gT3zXBd2ksk?si=wupN… via @YouTube
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Jun 5
Decided to watch the sunrise on the beach this morning. I really should do it more often. Next time will take pics
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May 19
Yes yes I know, I love my hard rock. But I’m also known to throw in a little Babsie Streisand at times too. 🖤
Savage Garden - To The Moon & Back (Extended Version) youtu.be/HCm6gRHINqA?si=V_rL… via @YouTube
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May 10
Beware the one who preaches love and forgiveness but shows zero forgiveness. That person is either really damaged or their parents were shit at raising them 👍
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May 9
My Darkest Days - Come Undone (Duran Duran Cover) youtu.be/fhdg8IrV_lU?si=p9kO… via @YouTube
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Elon Musk just used a joke to perform an autopsy on the American economy.
Two economists go for a hike. They find a pile of shit. One pays the other $100 to eat it.
They keep walking. Find another pile. The second economist pays $100 back to eat that one.
They stop. Neither man gained a dollar. Both ate shit for nothing.
But on paper they just generated $200 in GDP.
Musk: “That basically would count as a job. This is to illustrate the absurdity of economics.”
That is not a punchline. That is the operating system of the federal government.
Every time a politician celebrates “record job creation” this is what they are describing. Not output. Not value. Not progress. Motion.
The entire bureaucratic machine exists to manufacture friction and then invoice for it.
Compliance layers built to justify the next compliance layer. Oversight committees that produce nothing but the need for more oversight. Consulting firms hired to audit the work of other consulting firms.
Trillions circulating through systems that have never produced a single thing you can hold in your hands. But the GDP number ticks up. So everyone applauds.
The shit gets eaten. The scoreboard moves. Nobody asks what actually got built.
This is why Washington treats AI like a five alarm fire.
AI does not play the friction game. It does not form a committee. It does not schedule a review. It does not file 400 pages of paperwork no one will ever read.
It just solves the problem.
And that is the one thing the machine cannot survive.
The government does not tax results. It taxes the process. The longer the process, the deeper the cut.
AI compresses a ten day workflow into seconds. There is nothing left to bill. Nothing left to tax. Nothing left to skim.
So they will spend the next decade warning you that AI threatens the economy.
What they will never say is what it actually threatens.
The illusion that activity equals progress.
The $200 economy where both men ate shit and called it a job.
The machines are not coming for your purpose.
They are coming to prove that half the economy never had one.
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Apr 23
For those who’ve experienced it… you know.. I know.
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