ALT cartoon of academic papers with satirical headlines about archives. these read: DIPLOMATICS: never gonna give up, never gonna let you down, no, your closet is not the archive. just stop using the word archive, AN INCREDIBLY USEFUL AND THOUGHTFUL CASE STUDY PUBLISHED IN A SMALL JOURNAL, audiovisual archives are terrifying and a/v archivists are metal as hell PLEASE PAY US LIVING WAGES, PLEASE we should give stolen stuff back we still don't know how to describe things finding aids: what are they actually? does anyone know? lets find out oral history is really neat! digital preservation is REALLY really hard we scanned some things and put them on omeka racist paper by random white man 'inexplicably' published in leading journal