Pro wrestling commentator for Futureshock, Atomic, Odyssey, True Grit, Spinebuster, KOW, CATCH & more 💖 Co-host of Two Sweet 🎙️DM/email for bookings | she/her
Joined August 2014
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I’m miserable in my 9-5 office job.
I can’t do this forever.
But I’m happy because I get to do this.
Wrestling broadcasting is my passion.
I truly believe I was born to do this.
It has to work out for me.
It’s not optional.
It’s going to.
It’s not a dream, it’s a goal.
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Deleting social media for a couple of days for mental health reasons
Still contactable via messaging apps & email
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The first batch of Sink or Swim Rumble entrant announcements!
Pulley Adams
Harry Williams
@RonnieKnocks
@_JordanSaeed
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To the person who hit my partner with their car: karma is coming for you and will not be friendly.
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Iain’s okay considering, out of hospital now after spending all night in the corridor at A&E, absolutely battered face, teeth are fucked, concussion, can barely speak or eat.
Please look out for cyclists when driving because Iain has been very lucky that this wasn’t worse.
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I’m really overwhelmed by everyone’s support yesterday. Thank you all so much 🩷
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It was my pleasure to provide comms for this fantastic show, which you can now watch for free!
Happy Friday!
📺 Live in Bristol 2 is now available to watch in full on our YouTube channel!
🔗 youtu.be/gKzQU6jWmR8?is=bfaQ…
🎭 We’re 23 days away from PWC X PlayFight in London, watch this to get in the mood!
🎟️ Front Row sold out!
🎫 GA tickets available:
tickettailor.com/events/prow…
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Happy Friday!
📺 Live in Bristol 2 is now available to watch in full on our YouTube channel!
🔗 youtu.be/gKzQU6jWmR8?is=bfaQ…
🎭 We’re 23 days away from PWC X PlayFight in London, watch this to get in the mood!
🎟️ Front Row sold out!
🎫 GA tickets available:
tickettailor.com/events/prow…
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Shall we announce more matches? 👀
Already announced:
🔥 KANJI vs MILLS (FIRST TIME EVER DREAM MATCH)
🤠 BEAU-SHINE MACHINE vs CROYDON COWBOYS
📆 Sun 28th June
🤲 Raising funds for UNICEF UK & Lebanese Red Cross
🧡 Over £10.3k raised!
🎫 buytickets.at/prowrestlingce…
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NOW LIVE ON VIMEO!
vimeo.com/ondemand/futuresho…
🎪 THE GREATEST SHOWCASE 🎪
The Greatest Showcase is rolling into town!
On our next show, new talent and our unseen up and comers will get the chance to show what the future holds as they put on the greatest show!
The old guard v the new crop, the harvest shall be bountiful!
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NOW LIVE ON VIMEO!
vimeo.com/ondemand/futuresho…
🍌🍄⭐️ SUPER FUTURESHOCK ⭐️🍄🍌
It’s an era where the Kingdom is ruled by an evil overlord! The FutureShock Faithful must help the roster explore the Galaxy to find ways to stop him!
So grab your shells, fire up your karts and get ready to party, as FutureShock goes… SUPER!
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Yesterday I saw two candidates for match of the year
They were a *little bit* different but both absolutely fantastic examples of what pro wrestling can be
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Upcoming shows
*Red Arch, Manchester
^Gorilla, Manchester
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20 TICKETS LEFT!
🍳 THE BIG BREAKFAST! 🍳
A day of Manchester Wrestling takes over on 7th June! Begin your day with us at @FSCMCR for breakfast and shenanigans before heading down to The O2 Ritz for @ThisIs_Progress!
Fill your belly at FutureShock for a fun fueled day!
Tickets Below;
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Now available via Patreon
Highlights from this past Monday's Gimme Danger 2026 at @thisisgorilla, courtesy of @anttheeditor
Full show will be available on our patreon soon, one critic said 'there's five matches that could have been main event...it's too much'
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Corporate life summed up: you ask someone to send the file as either a PNG or PDF, so they send it as a JPEG
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I don’t like you as a person but can’t deny the skill
"Oh my god! His foot's nearly touching his head!" -@LucySimons_
Gimme Danger available on @CATCHProWres now ⬇️
🎥: @anttheeditor
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"Oh my god! His foot's nearly touching his head!" -@LucySimons_
Gimme Danger available on @CATCHProWres now ⬇️
🎥: @anttheeditor
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Gimme Danger 2026 is now available via our Patreon
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