Leader. Visionary. Innovator... I, am none of these. I'm an actor/theatre techie that occasionally says some funny ish. Enjoy!
Joined April 2018
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19 Sep 2018
People say I look like @JimCarrey, I don't see it. My mom actually met Jim Carrey but that was like 28 years ago.
6 Sep 2018
You'll always think the fight is over in a film until someone shouts "Hey asshole!", then you realise the fight's just about to start. #truestory #fight #lifelessons
6 Sep 2018
#Eminem goes all out on a ton of rappers and starts a civil war.
*Cut across to Macklemore in his living room*
@Macklemore: Phew dodged that bullet๐
28 May 2018
Watching #CobraKai makes me wanna do martial arts training again.
So if anyone has a car that needs waxing or a fence that needs painting, let me know. #cobrakaiseries
4 May 2018
I don't have a soul.
I traded my soul for a shirt that says I traded my soul and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
24 Apr 2018
Almost time for #infinitywar... Which means we get to see the other half of the movie the trailers haven't shown us.
24 Apr 2018
If you think someone cares about you... See if they say bless you after a 4th sneeze๐
21 Apr 2018
Disappointment can be found in every time a white person says they'll make a chicken curry and it actually turns out to be a chicken stew. #curry #indianfood #dissapointed
21 Apr 2018
New horror movie idea.... stay with me here.... Boomerang snakes ๐
20 Apr 2018
Lying in bed... Looking at the stars thinking, where did the roof go?
#ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm