Writer/Co-Exec Producer on @KRYPTONSyfy. Other stuff: @ASHvsEVILDEAD - @DAREDEVIL - INCURSION. Former IATSE 728. Tall for my age.
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Yyyeahhh baby, oh behave!
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Feb 15
Hah “in production” 🙄
“Pulp Fiction” co-writer Roger Avary says it was “impossible” for him to get his movies made through “traditional” means. But after launching his AI production banner, he now has three features in production:
“I go out there and try to get stuff made, and it’s almost impossible. And then I built a technology company over the last year, basically making AI movies, and all of a sudden, boom, like that, money gets thrown at it. All of a sudden, just by attaching the word ‘AI’ and [the fact] that it’s a technology-based company, all of a sudden, investors came in, and we’re in production on three films now.” variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
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9 Apr 2025
she’s packing a lotta heat… does she expect to encounter her dogs?
8 Apr 2025
Human traffickers. Drug Smugglers. 18th Street Gang members. Spent the morning in Phoenix with our brave @ICEgov and Arizona law enforcement arresting these dirtbags and getting them off of our streets.
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6 Dec 2024
I can’t wait to look at the bones of Santa in a red and white striped museum
6 Dec 2024
Archaeologists in Türkiye believe they have discovered the tomb of Saint Nicholas, famously known as Santa Claus 🇹🇷
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29 Oct 2024
More monster robits please
29 Oct 2024
Coming next year to Universal Orlando's Dark Universe at Epic Universe, Monsters Unchained: The Frankenstein Experiment will feature 14 jaw-dropping animatronic monsters. This is why we love practical effects so much. 😍
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28 Jun 2024
This might be the funniest tweet that’s ever been on here
I don't know what they've got in these performance enhancers, but I'm feeling pretty jacked up.
Try it yourselves, folks.
See you in a bit: joe.link/SecretSauce
ALT President Joe Biden, dressed in a dark suit and tie, smiles while holding a can.
ALT A can labeled "BIDEN ZERO MALARKEY" featuring a photo of Dark Brandon. Text on the can reads "GET REAL, JACK. IT’S JUST WATER."
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2 Feb 2024
Guess I’ll never need to spend tens of thousands of dollars to go and walk sadly past frozen bodies they just leave up there as grim reminders that everyone on your trip is rich & nuts. Thanks cameras!
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27 Sep 2023
Remember when Bob Iger said to America’s face that the #wga was being “unrealistic” but then finally agreed to give us substantial gains in every deal point we asked? Almost as if he had the means the entire time? I mean…
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25 Sep 2023
Drew Carey’s business manager’s cranium just exploded into deep space
#WGAstrong #TentativeDeal
Deal! WGA, AMPTP Reach Historic Contract Agreement to End 146-Day Walkout variety.com/2023/biz/news/wr…
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23 Sep 2023
I helped Elvis Costello use his personal earbuds in the airline’s weird audio jack between us so he could watch lots of House of Lies
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23 Sep 2023
Yes 🍻
23 Sep 2023
Drew Carey should never have to buy a drink for the rest of his life.
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6 Sep 2023
I love that IGN is just listening to Conan O’Brien’s podcast and then posting headlines from it… a week later
Liam Neeson has revealed that while filming Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, he and co-star Ewan McGregor couldn't stop making lightsaber noises with their mouths during takes. bit.ly/3RbMw5x
ALT Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn, looking concerned and holding his lightsaber in ready position. Caption reads: Liam Neeson Couldn't Stop Making Lightsaber Noises While Filming Star Wars
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2 Sep 2023
What do you think @colinsalmon24 ? Do we have our next business scheme? 👀
I’ll do the yard work. I just need you to shout the company name once before every job commences & once when we finish. Even if no one’s around to hear it but me. 50/50 split 👍🤑💰
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31 Aug 2023
I will throw whatever I’m holding at the TV and that includes this phone and my cats
30 Aug 2023
Max is reportedly testing bringing CNN breaking news alerts to all your favorite shows dlvr.it/SvPmKy
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24 Aug 2023
I feel so seen
23 Aug 2023
Hey AMPTP, I bet it sucks when you spend months pouring your heart and soul into a pitch for free, only for the other side to be like "nah."
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15 Aug 2023
yes and honestly feels one step shy of pulling a bloody hanky away from their mouths like it’s the Regency era
15 Aug 2023
people have returned to straight up coughing in public and it is SICK
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7 Aug 2023
My friend Simon Rich told me about this better, funnier, more terrifying version of AI a few nights ago and I haven’t slept since. The WGA is standing for something very real and we all should get scared right about….now. @WGAWest @WGAEast time.com/6301288/the-ai-joke…
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7 Aug 2023
Sounds like @netflix really values their artists and workers. Ghosting must be a sign of endearment there I guess… Wonder if Teddy learned this ghosting, underpaying show of respect living in his “union household” 🤔
#WritersStrike #SAGAFTRAstrike #WGA #SAGAFTRA #CEOsLoveWorkers
7 Aug 2023
Netflix does not give any residuals to South Korean actors for their shows. Supporting actors’ pay for these Netflix shows start at $300 per episode
The president of Korea’s Actors Union has sent several messages to Netflix and got no response.
(Source: latimes.com/world-nation/sto…)
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28 Jul 2023
Was the effort led by Kramer and Newman?
Eight family members have been accused of smuggling 178 tons of aluminum cans and plastic bottles from Arizona to California so they could take advantage of the Golden State's recycling programs, officials said. cbsn.ws/3rPdoha
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