USA Today and Amazon #1 best-selling author. Represented by Italia Gandolfo of Gandolfo Helin & Fountain Literary Management.

Joined March 2009
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'Twas the summer of '75, as I recall.
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It's terrifying how true this is.
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This is how the world should work. Stay off my lawn.
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Every. Single. Time.
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I may have found my new calling.
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Nailed it.
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Here, you need this. Take it with you.
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24 Oct 2025
My favorite is definitely French. What's yours?
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Modern Bond villains don't mess around.
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12 Sep 2025
Often, the world seems drenched in misery and darkness. When I feel myself sinking, and my hopes for humanity fade, I remind myself that rock wallabies exist, and everything brightens. Here, have a rock wallaby to brighten your day.
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In a world of Anakins, be an Obi-Wan.
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"Normal" is rarely memorable.
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The view from my keyboard.
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11 Jun 2025
Says it all, really.
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11 Jun 2025
I swear this is how I look whenever someone mentions cheesecake.
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4 Jun 2025
A friend of mine who runs the police dog squad in my hometown has a new book coming out with Simon & Schuster Australia. It's about his time on the force with some incredible stories about being on the job. Please check it out. simonandschuster.com.au/book…
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