i forgot to say the vet was also like ‘for such a wee bird his chest is so strong’ and we had to explain that his special interest is building brutalist nests out of metal forks and that he’s becoming absolutely ripped doing this
had to take my parrot to the vet due to some hormonal issues and aggression towards my mum and the vet was like ‘yeah he sees your mum as his property that he can do whatever he wants to’ hes just been diagnosed as a domestic abuser