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It’s not fraud until you get caught.
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🎉 I've successfully bound my wallet for the DSCVR Airdrop! Early community members are being rewarded. Have you checked yours yet? 👉 dscvr.one/airdrop-hub #DSCVR #Airdrop
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If you liked BTC at 100k you like BTC at 70k,50k,30k…
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Me & bro working at McDonald's in 20 years cause we lowkey tried escaping the matrix through crypto
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No more stupid surveys
JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”
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We will get a new narrative, as we always have. NFTs, memecoins, there will be another one. We just gotta make it through the drought
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The most important fight of my life isn’t in the ring. I’m not fighting for a belt. I’m fighting for our health.  Processed foods are killing us. We have been lied to and we need to eat real food again.
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Stacking cheap sats
Strategy has acquired 855 BTC for ~$75.3 million at ~$87,974 per bitcoin. As of 2/1/2026, we hodl 713,502 $BTC acquired for ~$54.26 billion at ~$76,052 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy-…
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When you think you had a bad day don’t think
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The eu trying to get independent is bullish for …
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If trump gets Greenland. China will get Taiwan. @47atop
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Stop normalising eating crap
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In the next 3 days we will see if @AI_ccp251th was right
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Didn’t take long lol
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The more I think the less I compare
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Eliza agent running fully on chain Frontend and backend served on @dfinity Internet Computer Using Eliza native rust runtime Inference with OpenAI (using vetKeys) (or a small on-chain LLM)
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Every SNS with “DAO” in its name is straight-up max extraction. Think about that and about what YSM said.
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Every company trying to sell you #AI hates this simple question: "Why do you still hire humans?"
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Bum Bum Bum
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