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Plasma One recorded a new all-time high of 2,120 Daily Active Users yesterday.
That’s just ~15% below last month’s total users of 2,454, achieved in a single day.
@Plasma One also reached a record $325K in daily spend volume two days ago.
Learn more with the link below 👇
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Jun 11
Plasma One cards are finally here
Three tiers, and the lineup is kind of insane:
Lite, free
- 2% cashback on everything
- 1 free virtual card
Core, $120/yr or hold 20K XPL
- 3% base 5% on AI spend
- free ChatGPT Go subscription
- 1% referral $10 per invite
Platinum, lock 100K XPL
- 4% base 10% on AI spend
- Claude Pro ChatGPT Plus included
- 10% back on flights, up to $600/yr
- lounge, concierge, travel insurance, eSIM
- 1% referral $10 per invite
Live for everyone next week. Which tier are you copping?
Honestly, the $120 Core tier is a damn good deal
Jun 11
JUST IN: Plasma One Platinum costs 100,000 plasma:native
Plasma One Core: $120 per year or 20,000 plasma:native
Plasma One Lite: $0
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Jun 11
A global dollar account in your pocket.
Next week, Plasma One opens to (almost) everyone.
Introducing: Plasma One Tiers.
Platinum, Core, and Lite. Live for everyone next week with our launch.
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Bro saw a dude think before he spoke and got outraged. Spurs in 6
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May 27
Yes, the cards are on Plasma :)
Introducing Whop Cards.
5% cashback on Whop Ads, Content Rewards, and Uber.
Earn on Whop, spend anywhere Visa is accepted.
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That house is more overpriced than the Knicks tickets ngl
May 26
For the price of a Knicks Finals ticket you can buy a 4 bedroom house in Oklahoma City
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Jan 3
USD1 coins going up because dev fees do not exist which means for every 1M volume , 1% goes into the chart vs to the dev pockets
it is time for pump to turn off dev fees for non ICM projects
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2 Apr 2025
I think they asked ChatGPT to calculate the tariffs from other countries, which is why the tariffs make absolutely no fucking sense.
They're simply dividing the trade deficit we have with a country with our imports from that country, or using 10%, whichever is greater.
2 Apr 2025
FULL LIST: Liberation Day
Community note
The Trump admin presents "Tariffs Charged to the USA" as foreign tariff rates, but they are not. They are calculated by taking the US trade deficit with a country, dividing by their exports to the US, then usually halving the result—or just using a base rate of 10%.
cnbc.com/2025/04/03/how…
edition.cnn.com/politics/live-…
politico.eu/article/donald…
yahoo.com/news/trump-cal…
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4 Mar 2025
Bro the tariffs are good. Yes it will make inflation worse. Yes that means the fed won’t lower rates. Yes that means interest payments on our debt will balloon.
But once Bill Cletus in Oklahoma learns how to build GPUs and we discover rare earth metals in America, the economy is going to rip.
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This aged extremely well
4 Nov 2024
Really is a tough call.
On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan
But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman
Quite the dilemma
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