I was down on the Aldersbrook one day, feeling sad at the state of the river, when I saw a kingfisher fly straight along the brook in a flash of red & blue. I refuse to let this brook die, in reality or in our imaginations & will fight with love for its survival & restoration

The @DailyStar lettuce just did a speech quoting Rick Ashley lyrics and then ended the speech with “lettuce prevail.”

Thinking about this photo of @trussliz, and IMO it holds the key to resolving our situation. We simply, as a nation, buy her the tank She can be our mascot in a tank It will cost us so, so much less than having her in power She was never happier than when she was in that tank

leaving chess tabs open on the family computer so my mom doesn't question all the anal beads ive been buying

look i'm sorry if i tweet a lot today, i'm irish. just, let me have this moment.

Me, a Twitter baby, fucking up the crop like an unseasonably hot summer 🙃

Me: Getting into debt to pay for private care, laser treatment, new clothes Cis people: idk though it seems too easy maybe we should make the wait times longer?

The future is Female

My chromosomes are XY, as in 'Y the fuck would anyone care what my chromosomes are?"

Find you a man who'll take any trans who will Go out with him 😍😍😍🥰

Saw this tonight and had a blast, definitely recommend it! Great hosts and a really fun premise

Hey folks, be honest, does this outfit make me look cishet?

Inaugural hot take for this account uhhhhhhhhh We should introduce government subsidies to buy crop tops for twinks