@parasite_wtf 🦠 Assistant to the Chief Parasite Officer ⛏️938713⛏️ OMB cannot be stopped. Dickbit owner in ~10 years. Billy to Billies. Decentralize everything

Joined December 2018
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I’ve been working on a small collection blending @OrdinalMaxiBiz and @Parasite_wtf It will be done when it hits 69 pieces. You can view the collection here - ord.net/children/121332129 If you’ve been active in omb and you’re mining with parasite pool - hit me up to reserve one.
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GM₿ 🦠⛏️ Today's forecast: Black clouds, heavy hash and @Parasite_wtf blocks.
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Without Ordinal MaxiBiz, I’d still be on the sidelines. ZK turned us into hash. Now I’m mining, running a node & Stacking sats. This isn’t just 1/1 art - ZK made us part of the network. Parasite Pool zero fees, Lightning payouts. OMB doesn’t follow—it leads. Block soon.
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GM₿ 🦠⛏️ Para outage! Help!
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⛏️Occulum x Parasite Mint🦠 100% of funds used to rent hash towards @Parasite_wtf 1 EH/s for at least 10 hours if we sell out! Where | On @ord_net foundry When | June 13th 2pm Est Price | 90k Sats WL - 100k Sats Public Supply | 250 to be sold The Fun Part of the Mint:🥳 • 100% of proceeds (after fees) go to renting hash for the Parasite Pool • If we hit a bravocado or other rewards → raffled to minters • If we hit a block → 0.5 BTC split with minters • Every 10 mints → 1 random refund (paid from @tominator76) Stats:🧮 • 10% chance of a free mint • 33% chance (83 pieces) of a rare lands/artifact mini collection • Sellout = ~7.5% chance to hit a block very likely at least 1 @BtcBravocados
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The first trillionaire in human history - Elon Musk - Born in South Africa - Bullied relentlessly as a kid - Immigrated to North America - Arrived with a backpack and a dream - Built Zip2 with his brother - Sold it 4 years later for $300 million - Co-founded PayPal with the profits - Revolutionised digital payments - Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion - Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX - Got mocked for electric cars - Got laughed at for reusable rockets - Nearly went bankrupt in 2008 - Kept building anyway - Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker - Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry - Made reusable rockets a reality - Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95% - Sparked the modern commercial space race - Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet - Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history - Bought Twitter for $44 billion - The world said he overpaid - He was called reckless, stupid & crazy - Advertisers fled, media declared it dead - Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history - Renamed it 𝕏 - Rebuilt the platform anyway - Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth - Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race - Sent astronauts to space - Is trying to get humans to mars - Created millions of jobs - Generated hundreds of billions in value - Inspired an entire generation of builders Before: - Failed repeatedly - Worked insane hours - Slept in factories and offices - Got bullied, laughed at and mocked - Constantly told “it’s impossible” - Kept building anyway - Made it possible Today: - Richest person on Earth - First trillionaire in human history - Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion Most people quit when the world laughs at them. Elon Musk built the future instead. Love him or hate him… Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime. Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI. History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done. It will remember the people who did it anyway. Congratulations Elon. The first trillionaire. 🚀
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GM₿ 🦠⛏️ Block 3 coming right up.
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Mint is LIVE! We are trending! 😂
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Jun 11
GM₿ 🦠⛏️
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GM 🌞 Excited to be minting my project today through 🔘RD to say the least. I want to thank everyone up to this point for all the kind words, reposts, shares, likes ect. I am so happy with how people are connecting with this project and the love it has been receiving. Mint to start at 10AM EST Link Below 👇
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GM₿ 🦠⛏️ We better hit that block soon or else I'm gonna run out of material.
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GM₿ 🦠⛏️ Parasite Pool cannot be stopped.
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MIXING SHIT UP A BIT… MAKING A FUCKING SPLASH 💦 ………………………………………………….. WHITELIST FOR PHOTOSYNTHESIS HOLDERS **As long as wallet holding Photosynthesis is linked through ORD you are able to use any other linked wallet to mint from ** UNLIMITED MINT MINT PRICE 0.001 BTC WL 0.0015 PUBLIC SUPPLY 100 MINT ON ORD MINT DATE Thursday June 11, 2026 MINT TIME 10AM WL for 2 hours PUBLIC 24 hours (after WL) 100 % OF ALL PROCEEDS will be used to rent hash for PARASITE POOL IF block hits, the FULL 1 BTC PAYOUT will be distributed equally amongst the minted ordinals. (0.01 BTC sent to each mint if sell out occurs) IF 10T difficulty is reached & BITCOIN BRAVOCADO is obtained each mint will count as a raffle spot and 1 winner will be chosen. IF NO block hits, the FULL work reward from when PARASITE POOL hits next block will be distributed equally amongst the minted ordinals.
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GM₿ 🦠⛏️ Collectors collect
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GM₿ 🦠⛏️ Looking forward to feeling this feeling again! Soon 🫡
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Former President Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, says "fiat is a sham, the banking class is corrupt." "Decentralized digital currency and the blockchain are the inevitable future."
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I get asked every week to recommend home mining gear and accessories. Finally put it all in one place; Miners, Power, Cooling, Cold Storage, Security. Everything I actually or recommend. Decided to spin up a little website for y'all to check out maybe it will help others as well ⛏️🔥 bobbyshakesgit.github.io/bob… Lets get that block baby! Parasite Cannot Be Stopped
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GM₿ 🦠⛏️ This one was a collaboration with my daughter. It’s going to her wallet.
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If I ever see it in a marketplace she’s grounded.
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Parasite @Parasite_wtf cannot be stopped! OMB @OrdinalMaxiBiz cannot be stopped! Every single OMB recursively called at least once, to compose a tribute mosaic of the parasite logo! Inscribing cannot be stopped! Bitcoin cannot be stopped!
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