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I am excited to announce that it is now available in hardcover! Get yours today! It'll take you back to what it was like to be a kid on Christmas - what better feeling is there than that? a.co/d/4IiWKzl #ThePerfeftGift #ChristmasGift #christmas #ChristmasBook
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Finally got to see my Christmas book in person! It's beautiful! And we had a wonderful holiday with friends and family! Merry Christmas, everyone!
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I don't share my child on here except for what he says, but this was too entertaining NOT to share. "Ladies and Gentlemen! I will go to a big restaurant ever again! Ever again! Amen!"
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Hello, world! If you were looking for a slightly cheaper version of my book, the paperback option is now available. Check it out, and get all your Christmas shopping done in one go! amazon.com/dp/B0BNV2PC3K/ref…
So.....how do you hint to your extended family (aunts, uncles, cousins) that you aren't gifting them your books, and they need to buy them if they want them without coming across as rude?
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For the sake of clarity and kindness, none of my extended family is on Twitter. Or if they are, they don't know I'm here.
My toddler opened a book to the last page and said, "The book is crying." I said, "I think they're singing, not crying." His response? "Oh, the book is laughing." And I couldn't deny it, so I said, "They could be." Thank you for sticking around for this extremely mundane story.
I've at least solved ONE of the formatting issues! Now I just need to solve the other formatting issues. And I think I know just how to do it.

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I apologize for the publication delays for my Christmas book. Formatting to fit the Amazon KDP guidelines has not been my friend. Thank you for your patience, and I hope to get this book out soon.
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Question courtesy of my 2-year-old: What color is the moon?
I would just like to apologize ahead of time for the price of this Christmas book. It was the only way I could get even half a dollar in royalties. It's longer than my other books, and I'm happy that it qualified for hardcover. But, yeah. It's not as cheap as the others.
And, we're waiting again. Thankfully Amazon KDP let me know of other errors, giving me time to fix the errors I knew about, but I'm getting the sense that I didn't actually fix KDP's errors. So it'll probably be another round of waiting whenever they're done reviewing stuff.
My husband found an error with the cover, so I'll be fixing that as soon as I am able. :/ Of course there's an error found right after I submit. Of. Course.
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Let's all do a celebratory happy dance! I have submitted my Christmas book for publication in both paperback and hardcover!!! Now I get to wait for KDP to approve. #christmas2022 #ChristmasBook #AmazonKDP #selfpublishing #Christmas #happydance
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Besides getting the cover formatted - which won't be horribly difficult, I hope, the interior of my book is complete. Finally. #writing #formatting #illustrations #christmas #ChristmasBooks #KidsLit
Me: I'm almost done with my book. I just need 7 pages. Toddler: What!? Me: Yeah, 7 pages. Toddler: 7 pages!? Me: Yes. 7 pages. Isn't that crazy? Toddler: No it's not. I see, I see. So what you're saying is, I can do this and shouldn't freak out about it. Got it.
Just a couple illustrations away from finishing my Christmas book. The urge to procrastinate is beyond real.
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Let me clarify. It's more like 7 pages that I need to get done. So more than a couple illustrations. So here's to 7 pages. I can finish this, right?
Just a sneak peek of some of what I've been working on for my Christmas book. I'm so close to the finish line, but the illustrating is starting to feel so tedious that I truly feel like my main character. Wish me luck!