Northerner in exile. Husband, Dad, Sport addict. Lover of life and happy families. #COYY

Joined April 2009
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May 22
Meanest tweet of the year award.
I can understand a minister or shadow minister suffering from burnout and consequently returning to the back benches. But a backbench MP? With no formal responsibility other than voting? What is it that time is being taken out from? What is it that there is a ‘leave of absence’ from? MPs aren’t employees. Is this just a letter to say no surgeries for a few weeks?
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Feb 13
This sums it all up for me. For all of the ‘if, buts and maybes’ we are always going to sustain Championship level in our current circumstances. As fans we need to make sure we don’t demand ‘x, y, z is underperforming’ given our budget and starting point. It’s a tough ask. #OUFC
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Jan 29
From being a quiet week of transfer rumours to a mad hour…..#OUFC

ALT Which One Choices GIF

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Jan 23
Well that’s a shit ending. So stacked in favour of the traitors and always down to 2. #TraitorsUK
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Jan 18
#oufc If I were a smart comms person then I would announce a new South Korean signing later on in the day as Seoul is 9 hours ahead. So 10pm here is 7am Monday in Korea? But then I’m not a smart comms person 🤷‍♂️
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Jan 11
This is the first time in history that Oxford United have got further through the FA Cup than Manchester United #boringfact #oufc #mufc
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Jan 8
There are 3 types of Oxford United fan 1. Glass half full 2. Glass half empty 3. Glass smashed on the floor in a thousand pieces and that’s the boards fault #oufc 🤷‍♂️
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29 Dec 2025
Whilst there is still half a season to go, we don’t have the formation or players to compete in the C’ship. Big January ahead if we are to have any chance of staying up. However, we should all remember it’s just a game, there are more important things in life #oufc #perspective
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25 Nov 2025
lol. #oufc
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6 Nov 2025
Fucking Alan Carr. Traitors, eh. #CelebrityTraitors

ALT Alexferguson Alex Ferguson GIF

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30 Aug 2025
We know how this feels….#OUFC
Portsmouth are fighting to keep winger Josh Murphy ahead of the deadline with two Championship clubs interested #Pompey #portsmouth
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1 Aug 2025
After all the ‘shenanigans’ that have come to light recently with local councillors, here are the Nolan principles. All councillors are expected to adhere to these principles. I leave it to you all if you think any of these may not have been followed…….#OUFC
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25 Jul 2025
It’s becoming a melancholic badge of honour when this happens…..all I said was that he wasn’t doing the @TheGreenParty any favours in Oxfordshire 🤷‍♂️ #oufc
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24 Jul 2025
As a floating voter, I’ve always had time for the Green Party, a bit left wing at times, but I can see why people vote for them. However, this juvenile approach to the stadium has probably sunk their chances of an Oxfordshire MP for the foreseeable…..#OUFC
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13 Jul 2025
Some perspective required. Last seasons pre-season and we all lived to tell the tale.#oufc
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1 Jul 2025
If the announcement doesn't involve last minute plane tickets/passports I'll be disappointed #OUFC
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28 Jun 2025
I’m not an expert, but is the reason #oufc haven’t announced any signatures is because the end of the financial year is the 30th June and they are ‘waiting’ for the new financial year to start to help FFP limits? So my take is that announcements may start on Tuesday?
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26 Jun 2025
Is this real? #oufc
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26 Apr 2025
I’ve just realised we’re playing Oxford United in the league next season. What the fuck #SaintsFC
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22 Apr 2025
This chain is typical Oxford fans stuff - win a game and it’s fantastic, draw/lose and it’s terrible. Either way, I’d rather be in our shoes than those below us…..
If #oufc go down, 2 of Cardiff, Luton or Derby have to go past us. This means 2 of the following things MUST happen even if we get 0 points: - Cardiff beat both WBA and Norwich* - Luton pick up 4 points from Coventry (h) and WBA (a)** - Derby beat one of Hull (h) or Pompey (a)
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