Finally at the point in my life where it's all starting to make sense. Husband, Dad, Bumpa
Joined July 2009
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25 Aug 2023
I hope everyone has a wonderful day today. Except for everyone that works @Experian that sells my personal data. I hope your day sucks worse than the 200 cold calls I’ve had from mortgage originators in the past 2 hours.
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21 Jan 2023
Yea, thanks for reminding me that I have a $45k machine sitting in my garage with a “stop ride” notice for a recall you can’t fix. How about you buy it back so I can get a @CanAm and crank it up several notches? @PolarisORV marketing - read the room!
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10 Oct 2022
First day success at #SummitNA in Orlando this week - thanks to partners @WesternComputer & @DynamicwebNA for inviting team @_techstreet
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24 May 2022
I’ll probably respond to the first lead generation company that successfully avoids my junk mail folder and actually lands in my inbox with their initial outreach.
7 May 2022
Come on @NissanUSA let’s go! I have a spot in my garage waiting to sit next to my 240z.
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1 Apr 2022
My daughter is a first grade teacher. She gave the class a word search puzzle with no actual words in it. That’s the kind of April Fool’s joke I can get behind.
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Mike Conner retweeted
6 Mar 2022
I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?
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14 Feb 2022
Remember when Yahoo and Monster.com were the Super Bowl ad darlings in 1999? The crypto kids should pay attention. History has a funny way of repeating itself.
18 Nov 2021
“Out of stock” is 2021’s Black Friday eCommerce version of getting trampled to buy a flat screen TV at Walmart in 2001. #digitaltransformation
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Mike Conner retweeted
16 Oct 2021
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16 Oct 2021
Silver Alert. More: azdps.gov/content/silver-ale…
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21 Jun 2021
10 Tanker pulling up over my house after making another drop on the #wyrick fire just now. Thank you firefighters, I’m praying for your safety as you battle this fire!
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9 May 2021
Mars just looks like crappy real estate to me. Y’all go ahead - I’ll keep an eye on things here.
31 Mar 2021
Pro tip. If you are going to troll me on LinkedIn as a flirty 20 something professional, you need to stop writing like a 50 year old hacker. Not even a single emoji. You can do better.
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27 Feb 2021
28 foot glass wall is all fun and games until you have to wash it. PSA to birds, it’s not any more forgiving when it’s clean.
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