I tweet therefore I am. MERN•Python dev. Got the humor of a lightbulb—when it’s off. Electrical and Structural technician. Stay Kaizen. MD @Mekloy_

Joined October 2020
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Can the Grand Regent Thragg solo the Avatar verse if all Avatars existed at the same time??
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If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
Pay rent or Establish a business for her. I’m damn sure she wouldn’t do that for Me.
Tell me that one thing you will never do in a relationship.
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Noah don park for my front, I wan start Dey sell seats inside. 3500N per person.
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The family no get values, getting into this na waste.
As a guy, what would you have done differently?
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
Dey play! If them pay me 100 million naira, na GLE I for don post as new whip
100 million naira to be a brand ambassador for just 6 months wow this is huge. 🤯 X is actually a full time Job😆 Congratulations @john322226 More to come.🍾
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Very good of her. The divorced one needed a company
Husband told his wife that the cloth she’s wearing is too revealing and she changed it immediately to another one. She got to the even and her friends noticed her own cloth is different from the other, she explained that her husband does not like the style so she had to change. They all understood. After the gathering, one of them who is a single mother of three due to divorce started messaging her that she’s letting her husband control her life and she shouldn’t be a slave to any man bla bla bla. She blocked her immediately before she sends further messages.
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
A lot loves period s*x.. It depends on how Open Minded you get.
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Inquisition
First city ever built on mars. You get to name it. What's it gonna be?
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
Had this chat with a gurl yesterday. She posted her friend on status, I’m like bring !!. Her reply was like do you have Money.? Told her How Much ? Don’t take flowers to where you need Condoms.
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
Replying to @udysznx
So if my brother na zlatan make I no ask am for money
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
“How to collect yourself from your parents” I feel every African child ought to get tutorials on this one way or the other.
My younger brother is getting married next month, I'm really happy for his growth. Make una help me beg my mama to give me peace of mind, I go soon marry ooooooooo
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
A conclusion I’ve came to. 8/10 ladies going back to her ex, it was never the s*x or D*ck. It’s always Money. Whores in Business, Men in love . We’re so cooked .
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Getting killed at 81 is just devious. They couldn’t just wait a bit longer?
James Handy, the actor who appeared in projects including Top Gun: Maverick and Jumanji, was killed Wednesday. He was 81. hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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Brave keh, Abeg shift may I sit down.
As a man, are you brave enough to walk into this gathering of women?
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
And she won’t ask for My Money yes ?
Let me tell you something…someone who genuinely intends to marry you will hardly ask you for nudes. You’re free to argue with your keyboard.
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Dad definitely clocked out
Do such men exist?
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Why don't Nigerians go on Forest camping like this?
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Not docile, just cowards.
Nigerians are believed to be docile people. How true is that?
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ChrisFromWish retweeted
Replying to @Iszy012
For Monetary reasons . These Money-sexual whores can’t beat the allegations
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I don’t really care which happens.
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