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17 Oct 2023
I had to take a picture of these checks
It almost felt unreal at the time
Still feels like a ton despite being in the middle of a deal that needs $2m
Here’s how these checks landed up in my hands 👇
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May 25
Common sense told me public saunas are for relaxing
So they should be relatively quiet…..
I come to find out that isn’t common sense
People blasting sh*tty music, chewing gum like a horse, making weird sounds, etc
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May 15
Roid heads at the gym are always letting cable machines slam
But then are the first to complain shit is broke
It must break their brain, causing them to break the machines
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MultifamilyRoadmap🏢🟠 retweeted
24 Feb 2023
There is really one thing you need to understand to make money in real estate:
A direct increase in NOI has a disproportionate effect on building value.
1,000 dollar increase to NOI increases building value by $14,285.00 at a 7 cap.
It really is that simple.
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Jan 26
Stafford has been great this year
Totally deserving of MVP
But man he has ALL day, barely seen him pressured all year
Dudes got time to pick his nose in the pocket
#RamsHouse #SeahawksHouse #NFL
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Jan 20
Learn about money
So you can understand how much you are robbed by “money printing”
Need to understand the problem before you can find the solution
Jan 20
$150,000 earned in 2026 ≈ ~$115,000 in 2020 dollars
That’s a ~23% pay cut with the same job title
Scary
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Jan 17
Pretty enjoyable kids movie
But 98% this is money printing, not an accurate measure of how good the movie was
Jan 17
DO Y'ALL REALIZE HOW INSANE THIS IS????
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7 Dec 2025
He may be my favorite QB
And the pride of MoCo
But it’s official
He is now Lamarcus Russell
#RavensFlock #NFL
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4 Dec 2025
Jameson Williams with the huge play to put Detroit up 2 scores
Important drive coming up for Dallas
#Lions #DallasCowboys #NFL
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28 Nov 2025
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24 Nov 2025
Embarrassing
This team needs to earn back the right to wear Kelly Green
@Eagles @BleedingGreen @NFL
#philadelphiaeagles #kellygreen #nfl
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11 Nov 2025
Jerry Jones checks must have a lot of zeros
Lots of big accounts posting the same low IQ take
#Cowboys #philadelphiaeagles #Packers
11 Nov 2025
🤷🏽♂️
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11 Nov 2025
Paying down my 2.8% 30 year mortgage
Like the rest of the high IQers
10 Nov 2025
Buying bitcoin.
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28 Oct 2025
Carpeted walls.
“Potential microbial growth” in the windows.
Opportunity knocks.
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24 Oct 2025
Actually a good TNF game tonight @NFLonPrime
But…..it’s October, that means a fun C level horror movie will be on @SYFY
I can’t catch the horror movie highlights tomorrow
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16 Oct 2025
Multifamily changed my life in ways I never thought possible
It can be frustrating at times
But the highs can be really high
17 Oct 2023
I had to take a picture of these checks
It almost felt unreal at the time
Still feels like a ton despite being in the middle of a deal that needs $2m
Here’s how these checks landed up in my hands 👇
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16 Oct 2025
In most cases they don’t make numbers/financial sense either
Leave the homes to families
Invest in more profitable, cash flowing asset like Multifamily
Or set it and forget it with B-I-T-C-O-I-N
A hill I will die on,
Single Family Homes are NOT meant to be rental properties.
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MultifamilyRoadmap🏢🟠 retweeted
15 Oct 2025
Acquired this property in 2023 for $119,000/unit. Appraised at $190,000/unit 2 years later.
Nothing fancy. Just boring Class B value add in a boring market.
Executing cash out refi this week. Returning 40-45% of capital.
Here are the terms for you finance nerds:
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